-Caveat Lector-
PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY-WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER?
(Actual AP Story)
Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting
in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both
hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the
store a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed
that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange.
He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in
the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When
they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the
back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat,
making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit
her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered
and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and
came to her aid. I wonder if some lawyer will now make Pillsbury put a
warning about this on its biscuits from now on.
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