-Caveat Lector- an excerpt from: Mellon's Millions Harvey O'Conner©1933 Blue Ribbon Books New York, N.Y. --[13a]-- 13 The Apogee of Andrew Mellon N0 figure in public life in post-war America was lifted to such eminence as Andrew W. Mellon. No journal of public opinion was too mighty to honor itself by honoring the Secretary of the Treasury. The business classes which set the stride and tone of the Third Decade blessed him for the beneficent sway of prosperity. The acclaim which greeted him in 1926, after the passage of the Mellon Plan, grew steadily into a great chorus. At first praise came only from those intimate circles which knew of his prowess in Pittsburgh. Volume of applause dated from May 1, 1921, when he made public his first suggestions for tax reduction and economy, and reached one of its peaks in the campaign that elected Calvin Coolidge in 1924. The delegates to the Republican convention that year rose to their feet with a mighty roar to greet the fugitive figure of the Secretary as he flitted to the platform. He was the man behind Prosperity and Victory, the symbol for all those who profited from Harding's return to and Coolidge's maintenance of normalcy. His own extraordinary rise to pecuniary preeminence gave an implicit endorsement to the fiscal policies he advocated. In an era which enshrined Success, he was its very embodiment. The man reached the apogee of his power on February 26, 1926, the day when Coolidge signed the Mellon Tax Plan. The President, shrewd and practical man whose aphorisms would have delighted judge Mellon, let no false pride stand in his way in ceding the laurels to his Chancellor. The entire Administration acknowledged his leadership. Probably at no other time in American history could a man so aloof from the mass of his fellow-men, so lacking in the common, homely touch or the dramatic appeal, have achieved such prestige. It was a tribute to the single-minded concentration of the articulate classes in the country on one aim-the acquisition of wealth. All other values faded into insignificance. The business man was the hero of the day, the corporation promoter its beau sabreur. Financial news expanded from a scant column or two into pages and became a main circulation feature. The quotation on U. S. Steel was a matter of more absorbing interest than the news from Washington. The bitter sallies which his enemies made on Secretary Mellon turned back on themselves. The methods by which he achieved his millions were sacrosanct, whatever they may have been. Few inquired. The policies he advocated profited the molders of public opinion and were therefore above criticism. The conduct of his Department was in harmony with the wishes of people of importance who paid taxes, and was therefore not to be changed. All but the inveterate of his political enemies had given up the battle by 1926. Bourbon Democrats fraternized with him. Mostly, his opponents spoke for a return to a simpler era, and the country had not the slightest intention of following them backward. It was pushing ahead along the plateau of permanent prosperity. It was true that Mellon's critics were either misfits or radicals, either unable to cope with high-geared corporate industry, or intent on some distant Utopia which practical men labeled visionary. Never before had a man so obviously a plutocrat dared to hold high public office. Popular suspicion would have forbidden his elevation to the Treasury. A New York merchant had been forced to resign as Secretary of the Treasury when it was brought to President Grant's attention that he was engaged in trade and commerce, in violation of federal statute. Not even his announced withdrawal from worldly interests could still the popular clamor against him. By 1920 however the country was in a mood to accept Croesus as its guide. The Valley of Democracy, which had checked too-open rule by men of millions, now accepted the leadership of wealth, eager to share in the golden stream. The vast minions who participated humbly or not at all in that stream seemed voiceless. The masses of industrial workers in the cities, thanks to Frick's victory at Homestead, were not permitted to organize their forces or their thoughts into a homogeneous movement. The farmers of the Western plains found themselves relatively unimportant in a nation now frankly described as industrial. The press at once reflected and led the nation's drive toward the amassing of individual riches. Of the 24,000 daily newspapers from Maine to California, it was possible to list on the fingers of one hand those which were out of step with the philosophy of rugged individualism and the actuality of plutocracy. Well-to-do publishers sympathized eagerly with Secretary Mellon's fiscal policy and were glad to overlook irregularities in the conduct of his private corporations or his public affairs, which in other times would have been the subject of burning editorials. The Secretary himself, for all his physical diffidence, was a tower of strength to the wealthy and near-wealthy in their demand for a Government run on the profit lines of a private business. Fearful politicians about him might cringe when hostile Senators unloosed blasts calculated to send him down the Salt River. Others might waver and compromise, as when Republican leaders in the House sacrificed the Mellon Plan in 1924. To Mellon that was weakness, equivocation, mere temporizing with unsound ideas of public policy. He detested such turncoats. He had more political sagacity than the politicians; for the defeated Mellon Plan and its promise of blessings to come swept the Administration to victory in 1924 by an unparalleled plurality. Back of the Secretary was a propaganda machine which profited by every lesson of the World War and the new advertising. Indefatigably it worked night and day, sending out from the Chamber of Commerce of the United States, from a hundred trade organizations whose affiliates included the smallest retailer at the country crossroads, from financial and industrial institutes, an unending deluge of argument whose one intent was to marshal support for the Mellon Plan. Hardly a business man, professional man, home owner or taxpayer was ignored. Local Chamber of Commerce and luncheon clubs resounded with his praises. Once the Mellon Plan was passed, its author remained the personal leader of these men, now numbering millions. A private telephone wire connected wise Calvin Coolidge with his Secretary, whose advice was sought not merely on matters of public finance but on appointments to federal posts—judicial, administrative and diplomatic-and on questions of moment in national and world affairs. On such subjects the President claimed only that wisdom which came to a Yankee who had passed his life in Bay State politics. He preferred to have the judgment of a man whose affairs reached into London and Paris banking houses and touched industry and commerce on all the continents. Younger advisers gave way occasionally to their enthusiasms, but his minister of finance was always sagacious, cautious and moderate. The two men liked each other. A crowning glory of the Secretary's regime was the supervision of the nation's most grandiose architectural venture, the $190,000,000 public building program for the District of Columbia. It was an inheritance that had been accumulating since Major Pierre Charles L'Enfant laid out the original plan for the public buildings for Washington in 1791 and recommended: "It will be obvious that the plan should be drawn on such a scale as to leave room for that aggrandizement and embellishment which the increase of the wealth of the nation will permit it to pursue at any period however remote." The first large scale move to "aggrandize and embellish" governmental Washington was ostensibly made by President Coolidge. "Such," says the National Commission of Fine Arts, "was the beginning of the building program for the District of Columbia.The two controlling forces were Congress and the Secretary of the Treasury." Mellon did most of the controlling. It was his hobby. He appointed an architectural advisor who laid out plans for the more important buildings under his own direction. The advisor submitted these plans to the Public Buildings Commission which in turn urged them upon Mellon. Unusual peace and harmony prevailed and was a distinguishing feature even during the work of a board of five architectural consultants next selected by Mellon. The detailing of the plans for aggrandizing Washington proceeded in the midst of a patriarchal calm. According to the numerous reports of the various commissions, the major architectural principles followed were such as to produce "harmony of design and uniformity of cornice line." In this effort the architects were successful. All the structures look like the Mellon National Bank in Pittsburgh except that they cover more ground and are consequently more depressing. Even the independently designed structures such as those under the control of the architect of The Capitol and of The Supreme Court have, through the Fine Arts Commission, taken their tone from the Mellon motif. The buildings themselves are of up-to-date steel frame construction. Actual production and construction methods have been based on modern technique. But all this has been hidden away behind a mask of miscellaneous and expensive architectural embellishment. The sturdy steel frame work is hidden by skimpy, curtain wall stone work, designed, however, to create the impression of massive strength. In reality, the stone is simply tied or "anchored" onto the steel framing and carries none of the weight or thrust of the other structural members. This method of evading reality is quite generally followed in all current architectural practice. Washington's federal buildings differ only in that the pretense at strength and massiveness is carried to greater lengths. To aid in lending the appearance of power and majesty to the curtain walls, the Roman arch has been widely imitated. Such arches dominate the lower portions of the facades of most of the buildings. There they stand framing entrances, empty and lifeless, like aged athletes posing rubber dumb-bells above them. They carry no loads of course. This work is done by the hidden steel. The tragedy of all this masking lies in the fact that it cannot quite come off. One of the reasons is because there is a demand for windows, modern windows, with steel or bronze sash, with machine-made glass. Windows that may be opened or shut by a child or a stenographer. There are thousands of windows in a federal office building. They shatter the illusion that the wall really has strength. Their lintels or pediments just cannot be made to look as if they have a real structural service to perform. And then there is the standing glory of the Washington that is taking form, the massive Grecian columns, row after row, cluster after cluster of them. They are real, solid stone. The best that money can buy in limestone. They are not the hollow shells of movie palaces and cheap pretentious structures. They are sound and genuine to the core. Some are reminiscent of the manliness of old Sparta. Doric columns. On others the virtues of Athens and the Ionian Isles are proclaimed. Ionic columns. On still others the column motif is that of the ornate Corinth. Columns cost all the way from $5,000 to $12,000 apiece. Aggrandizement! Embellishment! The columns rest firmly on bases that are supported by the structural steel. They tower from the third floor levels to above the tops of the fifth floors. They stretch along the facades of the nation's administrative and executive domiciles as their dominant feature. And not one of them carries an ounce of weight. Their own weight is carried on steel. Their capitals are anchored to the cantilevered steel which also carries the imposing structure above them. Should a modern Samson topple them over into the streets one after another, the only effect on the structures which they appear to support would be to allow light and air to enter the windows now shadowed behind them. Not all the columns arising in Washington are exactly like those which were so pleasing to Mellon. The Supreme Court building will have none in its main entrance that are not put to work. Here under a classic Grecian pediment are to be sixteen solid marble Corinthian columns, fluted and polished. They at least will actually carry the loads above them without the aid of plebeian steel. They will cost about $36,000 apiece, altogether somewhat in excess of $500,000. And then the cornice! With its uniformity of line. What would embellishment and aggrandizement do without it? On Mellon's buildings the sole practical purpose of the cornice is to serve as a gutter and to house the downspouts. This ignoble function is not revealed in line or decoration. Like their Grecian forebears they are of massive stone, some pieces weighing up to 50 tons. Unlike their prototypes, these stones do not aid the anchorage of wall or roof. They are not nicely balanced for that equilibrium which once made them essential as a structural unit. The cornice stones of the buildings of the nation's capital are anchored back in the structural frame and in general are supported on the same steel columns which carry the curtain walls. Where particularly massive stones are used special supports of structural steel have to be provided. But the result is a uniform cornice line that is the most impressive that money can buy. And finally those roofs! Red tile roofs, slanting at an angle, not exactly Moorish or Spanish and not exactly Mansard in design. Rather they incorporate the best features of each. They provide the crowning touch that welds the curtain walls, the Roman arches, the Greek columns and the uniform cornices into an architectural whole. They subdue the occasional variations injected into the scheme by the sharper peaks of Grecian temple pediments or by the noble dome of the Capitol itself. They top it all off to a nicety. Whether Mellon has been thoroughly pleased with the results of his efforts is not known. To an unusual extent, architectural critics have refrained from public criticism or praise of the output. Some talk among themselves, some comment caustically to outsiders, but their voices are not raised above a whisper. The attitude of the critical is that monumental public building is always uniformly bad and that Mellon's efforts are not much if any worse than those of his peers. They say, "If 'architecture is the expression of the dominant aspirations of a people,' as Ruskin claimed, perhaps Mellon's ideas are good architecture. Pretentious hooey is certainly not lacking among those who dominate the American scene." Contractors, subcontractors and engineers comment more caustically in private. They make no pretense toward artistic understanding but are quick to see the structural falsification in the designs. But they have become so used to hoisting senseless gee-gaws into place that they take it all as a matter of course. Despite this silence, the first products of the process of aggrandizement can be little else than disappointing. The $17,000,000 Department of Commerce building looks like an embellished prison. Even the $5,000 bronze gates that swing in the Roman arches add to the penitentiary appearance. The building for the Bureau of Internal Revenue raises a different emotion. It doesn't horrify, it simply bores. Only the building for the Department of Agriculture really looks like an imitation of a Greek temple. It sometimes startles one on getting a sudden glimpse of it through the irregular leafage of the Mall. The independently designed Shakespearean Library also succeeds in putting it over. The other structures don't quite produce the effect. The fiction arose that the Secretary enjoyed no social life. That had been true in Pittsburgh, city of unending labor. But in Washington the days passed without tension of a thousand details. Experts lent by the New York banking houses—S. Parker Gilbert, Garrard Winston, Ogden Mills—dealt with the intricacies of. Treasury problems. There was time in the evenings for relaxation unclouded by worries of the past day or apprehension for the next. The Mellon apartment on Massachusetts Avenue was noted for intimate parties. If its master did not partake of the exquisite foods, he listened to the sparkling conversation of young financiers and diplomats, occasionally throwing in a sage observation or anecdote. The Pennsylvania Senators, Reed and Pepper, a few of the Congressmen, General Atterbury of the Pennsylvania, Pierre Du Pont, Myron H. Taylor, Howard Heinz, were among the intimates. Political leaders of Pennsylvania and Pittsburgh dropped in to report and consult. The heads of his many firms asked his guidance on matters of expansion and new financing. Senators Robinson and Swanson and Representatives Garrett and Garner, Democratic leaders, were his flattered guests. His older brother, James Ross, went down to Washington to see how the family's prodigy was getting along. "Mighty nice apartment you've got here, Andy," remarked James. "How much are you paying for it?" "Twenty thousand dollars," answered Andrew. "And how much do you make from the Government?" "Fifteen thousand dollars a year." "Hmm," sighed James Ross, "what would Father have said about that?" At the Secretary's right hand in arranging important social and political affairs was David E. Finley. For the lower ranks of politicians, bankers and others from whom support was being solicited for whatever measure was then uppermost in the Secretary's mind, there stood the mysterious Arthur D. Sixsmith, who breakfasted with his superior and then went off on his social duties for the day. The relationship was in the nature of the Harry Daugherty-Jess Smith friendship, even to Sixsmith's position as personal treasurer for household and other accounts. Fine old Overholt whisky was a part of the properties by which Sixsmith achieved his results. Guests declared the young women present were attractive and vivacious. Gossipy Washington found it difficult to reconcile the austere, patrician Mellon with the good fellow Sixsmith, and their close association remained one of the mysteries of the capital. Sixsmith kept out of the news as much as possible. But when he insisted that the chauffeur of a Mellon limousine dash down Connecticut Avenue at 45 miles an hour, demolishing a truckload of building material, injuring two pedestrians and tearing up fourteen feet of curbstone before the swaying auto finally was halted, the reporters gathered. "Lynch him," yelled an infuriated crowd who had seen the Mellon car roaring down the avenue like a fire engine. "Really," commented Sixsmith later, "they seem to be making a lot of fuss over nothing. There wasn't much damage done—two men were only slightly hurt, I believe." The spirited dowagers who adorn the national capital angled unceasingly to draw the fabulously wealthy and politically all-powerful Secretary—father incidentally, of two children of marriageable age—to their choicer functions. Under their smiles, his pinched spirit expanded. Before the end of his first term, the Pittsburgh banker found the new ways of life inviting and pleasurable, and he abandoned any idea of going back to live in his dull, smoke-palled native city. Occasionally he returned to Pittsburgh on flying visits to oversee some deal hatching in Union Trust or one of his industrial corporations. There he was feted by admiring coteries of fellow-millionaires whom he had left in the obscurity that had previously shrouded his own life. On one of his trips, the story goes, he telephoned a Pittsburgh daily's news room to deny a story of Paul's illness. "This is A. W. Mellon speaking," he announced. "Hello, you old son of a bitch," came the answer over the wire, "how about lending me $5." The august Secretary enjoyed recounting the reporter's discomfiture when he learned that he was not being hoaxed. On another occasion he was guest at a press banquet. Through a confusion in names he was called to the telephone. "This you, George? . . . Well, will you take a message for him?" Followed three pages of notes for George, including data on the liquor needs of a party to be held later in the evening. Mellon turned the notes over to George with an apology. In Washington he got along better with the newspaper men as his term advanced. At his semi-weekly press conferences, there was an occasional gleam of humor. Questions affecting policy he usually waved aside, or referred to Gilbert, Winston or Mills, who invariably stood by his side to parry difficult or embarrassing thrusts. Long before John D. Rockefeller, Jr., made it fashionable for the mighty to denounce the Eighteenth Amendment, he: frankly revealed his views to a Saturday Evening Post writer. The astonished editor sent the manuscript to Mellon to make sure that a high public official had not only dared to be frankbut to be quoted. He certified the article, but the Post, semi-official organ of the Administration, never saw fit to publish it. Mellon was plagued throughout his tenure of the Treasury by the issue of prohibition. Where his father had been almost severely abstemious, he was discreetly moist, a connoisseur of wines, a patron of Andre Mellon, vintner of Bordeaux, whom he discovered while sojourning in the south of France. He had foreseen trouble writ with a capital T when he was offered the Treasury. His fears had been mollified by assurances that the prohibition bureau would be transferred to the Department of Justice. But soon Daugherty had his department under such a cross-fire that the Drys then in charge of the Administration's liquor policy would not risk a shift. The Secretary didn't mind attacks on his fiscal policy. He knew finance and could parry his opponents' blows. But to be embroiled in the unending squabble of the Wets and the Drys over an issue which was merely moral annoyed him. His troubles started early. As soon as his name was bruited for the Treasury, the Philadelphia Federation of Churches and the Anti-Saloon League voiced objections to a distiller heading the Bureau which enforced the Volstead Act. Distilling was an old trade to the Mellons. Thomas Mellon had made whisky on his father's farm. Andrew Mellon became a distiller through his business partnership with Henry Clay Frick, owner of the Overholt distillery. Frick's mother was an Overholt, a family greatly renowned in that part of Pennsylvania for its solid virtues and success in distilling a fine whisky. In one of their many deals, young Mellon accepted a third interest in Overholt from Frick. When Frick died in 1919, Mellon became trustee for another third. Upon becoming Secretary, be turned over his shares to Union Trust., as trustee, to dispose of the property and stock. Governor Pinchot, Mellon's Nemesis in Keystone politics, got in the habit of writing politely worded but poisonous letters, to the Secretary, pointing out the "demoralization" in enforcement in his own state, brought about, Pinchot said, by permitting suspected breweries and distilleries to continue operation. The indefatigable Methodist board of temperance asserted that "neither by conviction nor by inclination is he [Mellon] fit for the responsibility" of prohibition enforcement. Mellon answered that with more men and more money he could afford better protection against the flow of liquor. Gaston Means, who seemed to bob up as the scum in every dirty political mess, told a Senate committee that the Secretary had profited by withdrawing bonded liquors from the Overholt distillery. He had been set by Harding, he related, to spy on Mellon and his enforcement of the prohibition law. He had investigated certain hotels and roadhouses owned by "Mellon" or "Mellon interests," and had found them wide open and avoided by prohibition officers. "It is merely vicious piffle," commented Mellon. Captain H. L. Scaife testified that he had had a hand in the investigation, and he had presented Mellon with a list of fifteen questions. One dealt with a plan to issue withdrawal permits which would help the Republican National Committee to pay off its deficit. Mellon insisted, according to testimony, that the permits were to go only to responsible, reputable firms. But the practice opened the door to "illegal abuses" and he stopped it, be said. As for the faked permits for 2,950 cases of Old Overholt found in the Union Trust Company files, that was merely routine, the Secretary explained. Liquor had been withdrawn illegally from his distillery, he admitted, but the superintendent had been summarily discharged. Nevertheless Governor Pinchot could say, in 1924, that Mellon was still the owner of thousands of barrels of whisky, that 42,000 gallons had been withdrawn from the Overholt distillery, that indictments against those concerned had been quashed and the guilty parties never punished. As age crept on, the Secretary abandoned his horses and his golf. A brisk walk between his apartment and the Treasury four times a day kept his lean frame fit. His diet was always carefully restricted, but he would not deny himself the pleasure of a light French wine, nor could he be restrained from smoking great quantities of little black cigars. Nervously, as one expired, he reached for another. Boss Vare of Philadelphia, ushered into his presence, was offered one. Contemptuously he scooped a half dozen into his paw, tied a rubber band around them and grunted, "A fair smoke, Mr. Secretary." Mellon's parents did not endow him with a robust physique. Like his father, he ate sparingly, was regular in his hours and eschewed excesses of all kinds—except nicotine. A leading member of the Pittsburgh bar vouches for this story about his abstemiousness. Some thirty years ago he had occasion to be seated at the banker's side at a dinner. Of each dish set before him, Mellon took only a taste. When the coffee was being served, he broke his hour-long silence to lean over to the attorney and whisper: "You know, I never eat at public affairs. I always have something at home before coming. I have to be careful." Sometime in 1930, the Secretary of the Treasury was seated beside the sister of a great inventor at a public dinner. She recounted his curious regimen to her friend, the Pittsburgh attorney. "He hardly touched the various courses," she said. "When the dinner was over, he leaned over to me and said, 'You know, I never eat at public dinners like this. I always have something at home before I come. I have to be careful.' Then he relapsed into silence." Inclement weather found one of the world's few nameless automobiles alongside the Secretary's entrance to the Treasury. It was made to specifications of the proprietor of the Aluminum Company of America. Accompanied by the indispensable Finley, the discreet Flore, his valet, the Secretary sought relaxation on the Riviera, or at Aix-les-Bains, or in Normandy. At Easter he jaunted to Bermuda with Paul and Ailsa. Forced to stay in the United States in the summer, he retreated to Southampton, Long Island. It was inevitable that the financier should place a luster on a great fortune by the acquisition of old masters. His taste had been guided in early years by Frick, beneath whose implacable exterior lurked a genuine and passionate love of pictures. For that he is remembered at greater length in the records of his life than for the steel and coke companies he reared. He and Mellon traded pictures and the banker boasted that on one occasion he got $100,000 from his partner for a $54,000 Turner. Andrew Mellon's art treasures were carefully guarded from the prying eyes of the general public. Accounts of new acquisitions were invariably denied. The collection, while small, connoisseurs reported to be exquisite. Among his trophies are Rembrandts, Vermeers, Titians, a Holbein, an El Greco, and an admirable collection of Chinese ceramics and paintings on silk. His reported purchase from the Hermitage gallery in Leningrad of some of its treasures for $6,400,000 came at an awkward time in, the fall of 1931 when the Pittsburgh charity drive was falling far short of its $6,000,000 goal, with only a $300,000 contribution from the Mellon brothers. The Smithfield Street Medici was vested with that other token of magnificence—doctor's degrees. University of Pittsburgh discovered the hidden talent in its own city after Mellon was called to Washington, and hastily conferred a Doctor of Laws upon him in 1921. Dartmouth followed in 1922; at Rutgers he was acclaimed "the man who had given the nation the highest example of sound public finance." A few days later Princeton proclaimed that "his name bids fair to stand with the greatest masters of finance in modem times." In following years Columbia, Kenyon, Amherst, Harvard and Yale decorated his lean figure with the tokens of esteem. "A first class business man," said Yale. Perhaps more valued than any other was the doctorate conferred by Cambridge in 1931, while Paul was receiving his baccalaureate degree. Solemnly vested in a scarlet robe and a round black velvet doctor's bonnet, he sat beside his son and listened to a learned oration in Latin. Occasionally he graced a great affair, as when he spoke with Morgan at a testimonial dinner in honor of George F. Baker's eighty-fourth birthday, or when he was the guest of honor at the aristocratic New York State Chamber of Commerce annual dinner, where a De Laszlo portrait was unveiled, to be hung in the Chamber's Great Hall for aye. In welcoming the honor guest, James Speyer assured him that in England he would long since have been a peer of the realm. In graceful reply, Mellon told the Chamber members that "you gentlemen are the source of all the important affairs of the country." Former Ambassador Gerard, in his list of the "fifty-nine men who rule the United States," placed the Secretary second only to John D. Rockefeller, Jr., and above Morgan. His European trips were considered matters of moment in Foreign Offices. In the summer of 1924 he conferred with Premier MacDonald on the Dawes Plan, and later officially blessed that short-lived experiment. While in London he sat for Sir William Orpen. In 1927 he was in Geneva twice on trips from the Riviera. On the second journey he visited the League's headquarters informally, after his avoidance of its halls on his first trip had been commented on widely. Later he met Mussolini and Volpi, the Fascist finance minister. He reported he was favorably impressed by Fascism's accomplishments. Ailsa, just turned eighteen when her father transferred his main concern from private to public finance, inspired her share of Washington society's interminable buzzing. How many a young diplomat or banker who showed up at the Massachusetts Avenue apartment had secret ambitions of interesting Secretary Mellon's daughter in himself could not be known; but gossip elected dozens and one newspaper was impressed enough to couple her name with that of S. Parker Gilbert, Under-Secretary of the Treasury and soon to be Agent General for German reparations under the Dawes Plan. The embarrassed Gilbert presented himself to his chief. "You must not think," he pleaded, "that I have said I was going to be your son-in-law." "Well," replied Ailsa's father, "I don't know but I'd just as soon have you for one." But the fancy of the gay and somewhat imperious young heiress fell elsewhere. In the winter of 1925-26, David K. E. Bruce, son of the Maryland Senator, a so-called Coolidge Democrat, entered the State Department's foreign service school to apply himself to apprenticeship for the diplomat's trade. A gay, rollicking young blade, he had proved his aptitude for practical jokes by taking out a license in Baltimore in January, 1925, to wed a Miss Regina Mellon of Philadelphia. Senator Bruce said it was all a mistake. Mrs. Bruce passed it off as one of her son's pranks. But a Mellon it would be, the young man persisted, and his next license named Ailsa Mellon. Secretary Mellon confirmed the engagement after the news leaked out in the papers. The wedding was in the grand manner, becoming to the only daughter of the lord of aluminum, oil, coal and steel. The New York Times described it as "the most notable wedding Washington has ever seen . . . equaled only by Alice Roosevelt's wedding twenty years ago." Clad in a lacy gown whose train trailed three yards from the shoulder, the bride advanced to the altar of Bethlehem chapel of the Cathedral of St. Peter and Paul in Washington. Bishop Freeman officiated before a distinguished gathering which included President and Mrs. Coolidge, members of the Cabinet and the diplomatic corps, and the Crown Prince and Crown Princess of Sweden. The reception was held in the spacious halls of the Pan-American Union, itself the gift of another Pittsburgher, Andrew Carnegie. There the justices of the Supreme Court, the U. S. Marine Band and 2,000 guests did honor to the newly-weds. Each guest received a portion of the wedding cake in a box on which the monograms of the bride and groom were embossed in silver. Cabinet members gave Ailsa and Bruce a huge silver tray, the Pennsylvania Congressional delegation presented another piece of silver. Sir Esme Howard sent 100 exquisitely bound volumes. Described as a "million dollar wedding," its splendors rolled on the tongues of High Society the country over and recalled the feudal fetes in smoky Pittsburgh which signalized the weddings of other Mellon girls. Cognoscenti valued at $100,000 the pearl necklace that clasped Ailsa's throat. Her father was reported to have settled $10,000,000 on her. Bruce was assigned to Rome. Young service diplomats who were obliged to pass years in Guatemala City, Colon, Quito and Sofia awaiting such a plum, cursed their luck. Next spring Secretary Mellon hastened to Paris to be near his daughter, convalescent from an appendectomy. Young Bruce resigned the vice-consulship he had so briefly adorned, and the couple returned to America, to a $200,000 estate at Syosset. It was an Italian stucco mansion covered with vines and set amid sunken gardens. Young Bruce elected now to turn banker, and entered the bond department of Bankers Trust. Profiting from his training in diplomacy and bonds, Mellon's son-in-law advanced rapidly. Within a few years he was director of Aluminum, Westinghouse, Worthington Pump & Machinery, Union Pacific and other corporations. Quite different was the marriage of William Larimer Mellon, Jr. Dames and debs of Pittsburgh society were all a-flutter over the ceremony, scheduled for November 19, 1930. Plans were prepared for a wedding in the baronial manner. A Presbyterian minister of Wellsburg, W. Va., Pittsburgh's Gretna Green, read the detailed stories in the Pittsburgh social columns with keen interest, and confided in a reporter that the lovers had been united in holy wedlock a year before. "They didn't seem like runaways," said the Reverend Milton M. Allison. "They came to the- manse unaccompanied and to the best of my recollection the ceremony was witnessed by my wife. They are as much married now as they ever will be." The second wedding was hastily canceled and Mr. and Mrs. William Larimer Mellon, Jr., disappeared on a belated honeymoon. Society simpered that the bride's father was a manufacturer of artificial legs. How old Judge Mellon would have abominated their snobbishness! Alan Magee Scaife, scion of a wealthy Pittsburgh steel family, was ushered into the Mellon family in the most splendid wedding that the steel and coal barons of the region could recall. The bride was Sarah Cordelia Mellon, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Richard B. Mellon. The ceremony was performed in flowerbedecked East Liberty Presbyterian Church, rich with memories of the earlier Mellons and Negleys. That evening a thousand guests, the elite of the Iron City, with contingents from Philadelphia and New York, were entertained at dinner on the Mellon grounds in a marquee specially built for the feast at a cost of $100,000. It was all, appropriately, like a medieval castle, with rich tapestries, decorations in silver and crystal, and china cockatoos swinging in gilded cages hung as lights. Nobility, in the person of Princess Lebkowitz, graced the occasion. The Pittsburgh press was ecstatic. "In providing a scene rivaling the beauty of a fairyland bower," read the story, "the Mellons challenged the elements. Although there was no moon tonight, there was synthetic moonlight serene and mellow, from all four sides of the pavilion. "Looking from the windows, the guests gazed out on classic gardens where the synthetic moonlight illuminated the marble images of Venus, Psyche and Diana. With the color and extravagance within, the windows opened on tropic scenes. "All the skill of the stagemaster's craft was employed in arranging for this semblance of a summer moon. Huge lenses were hung high under the eaves of the pavilion roof, and myriad electric bulbs cast their glow, changing hues as though by the passing of clouds." In the vestibule "rugs from Irak[sic] formed cushions underfoot. Tapestries from Iran and the mountains of the Caspian were suspended from the walls amid hangings of silk. In broad panels between were glistening mirrors that caught up the designs of carpets and hangings and mingled them with the glow of gold, simulating the supporting arches of a Hindu temple, each pillar surmounted by a mystic light." The story was bitter reading for the score of Pittsburgh Coal Company miners and their families evicted that day because they had struck for union recognition. The same day an emergency convention of the American Federation of Labor was meeting in Pittsburgh to ask President Coolidge's intervention in behalf of the strikers, and to summon relief from workers throughout the country in their behalf. Nor did the happy laughter that rang through the medieval castle lighten the sorrow of the widows and children of fourteen workers of the Mellons' Riter-Conley Company, who had been blown and burned to death two days before in an explosion while repairing a gas tank. In all twenty-six were killed and 500 injured when a torch in the hands of a repair man ignited 5,000,000 cubic feet of gas and shook Pittsburgh as by an earthquake. Foreman Elwood Carroll of the repair gang had intimation of approaching death. That morning he had told his father: "That job is the worst I have ever been ordered out on. It is practically suicide to work on that tank with electric torches." What would judge Mellon have said of million dollar weddings, of the antics and gayeties of the various offshoots of his union with Sarah Jane Negley? What would he have said of the merry frolickings at the Rolling Rock Club, an old family possession which had been turned into a private resort for the younger Mellons and their spirited friends, of the hilarious early morning parties in which the principals greeted the dawn with drums and horns, of the colorful fox hunts when his descendants tricked themselves out in Eighteenth Century costumes of English squires? What, particularly, would he have thought of a grandson of his who boasted the proud title of master of hounds at Rolling Rock? Certainly all of his patriarchal warnings against frivolous gayety and the waste of time in female company fell on deaf ears so far as Richard King Mellon, son of Richard B., was concerned. He was never so happy as when his blooded horses were winning an international steeplechase at Grassland Downs in Tennessee, or competing in the Grand National steeplechase in old England itself. Old Thomas Mellon, who detested the feudal aristocracy of Europe, would have had little liking for the dinners given at the smart restaurants on the Rue du Faubourg St Honore by his grandson in honor of French counts and barons. Or the spectacle of Mellon women clustering about the former Grand Duchess Marie of the Romanovs, when she visited Pittsburgh. The judge would even have viewed more sympathetically young Matthew T. Mellon, another of William Larimer Mellon's sons, who boldly turned his back on the realm of coal and steel, to lecture on American literature at Freiburg, to climb the Alps, perfect his photography and wed the daughter of a German professor. At least three of the Founder's descendants violated family traditions by participating in the World War. Thomas Mellon, Jr., published a diary recounting his adventures as a Y.M.C.A. secretary. He served on the Washington front, guarding fellowsoldiers against the insidious advances of vice. Assigned to action at Liberty Hut on September 24, 1918, he distributed mail, sold chocolates, made out pool checks, repaired pool tables and cues. In off hours he listened to patriotic speeches and recorded the deep impression made upon him by Vice President Marshall, who announced that "I will take the same text that Billy Sunday took here a year ago, 'To Hell with the Kaiser.'" Thomas Mellon, Jr., was advanced to position of greeter at the Union Station. Becoming dissatisfied with the hardships of a soldier's life at Liberty Hut, he moved to the Willard. On October 10, he was transferred to Camp Humphreys, where he notes he took a bath, painted signs, and became sick. "Out of humor when I have to go for the mail in the rain," he decided to knock off, and returned to Pittsburgh November 2. Again on November 18 he was back in Pittsburgh to take two Royal Arch degrees. Among his last duties in service was to fetch a drink for Evangeline Booth. On December 13, he was mustered out. Their war records reflected honor on the sons of Judge Mellon. When the Liberty Bond drive fell $20,000,000 short of its goal in Pittsburgh, the Mellon brothers made up the quota. It was said that Union Trust, Mellon National and allied banks bought more Liberty and Allied bonds than any other bank in the country. Andrew Mellon, himself, after demurring, led personally a seven-mile parade through the streets of Pittsburgh to open a bond campaign. He also joined the Four-Minute speakers, to make his first addresses before audiences composed of the generality of his fellow citizens. Despite their war-time generosity in subscribing to patriotic bond issues, the Mellons did not follow in the footsteps of their fellow-townsman and lavish donor of millions-Andrew Carnegie. Only two gifts in the grand manner were attributable to the Mellon brothers. Richard B. Mellon and his devout wife, Jennie King, gave $3,000,000 to the family church. And Andrew and Richard gave a plot of land valued at $600,000 to the University of Pittsburgh as a site for its 52-story Cathedral of Learning. Certainly Judge Mellon would have approved of neither the grand $3,000,000 cathedral-like East Liberty Presbyterian Church, nor the $10,000,000 Cathedral of Learning. "Apart," he wrote, "from the egregious folly of wasting large amounts of' money on costly buildings of pretentious appearance in a country where the style and the surroundings of buildings change so frequently . . . I have always thought it unwise and in bad taste to make an ostentatious display of wealth in this way." --[cont]-- Aloha, He'Ping, Om, Shalom, Salaam. Em Hotep, Peace Be, Omnia Bona Bonis, All My Relations. Adieu, Adios, Aloha. Amen. 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