-Caveat Lector- Al-Qaeda Plans To Kidnap Father Christmas By Billy Bob North Pole News 12/12/2002
According to sources who requested anonymity, the latest US Military intelligence received from army teletubbies suggests that Osama Bin Laden has allied himself with the Easter Bunny to stop the Christmas! The notorious duo are apparently planning to kidnap Father Christmas and stop children from receiving any gifts for the coming Christmas. President George Bush earlier vowed to stop the evil super-villain by nuking suspected Al Qaeda bases in Antarctica, while Santa has seen fit to equip his sledges with US made HellFire missiles, capable of blowing up any suspected Al Qaeda sledges or reindeer that may approach. According to a pseudonyme using military adviser "Gargling Throat" in Pentagon, the plans by Al Qaeda have no chance of success, due to their troops being used to sandy and warm environments, instead of snow and ice. The adviser however warned against the sense of false security and urged public to not look at the full Moon. Moon is reportedly the place where the Easter Bunny last seen jumping around and has been reported to be developing a ghastly new Mooning Beam Attack. Pentagon gas detectors and mirrors are reportedly being installed all over Washington to detect and protect the capitol against the horrible Mooning Beam Attack. All Rights Reserved, Billy Bob, North Pole News <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/";>ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
