[CTRL] JOKE Bush visits a school.

[Mike Smith]

-Caveat Lector- President Bush was visiting an elementary school one day and before he left he declared he would have a brief question and answer period with the children in the classroom.   Billy, a determined looking young boy piped up and said "Mr President, I have three questions for you: 1. What is the necessity of going to war with Iraq? 2. Why didn't your dad do it right the first time? 3 What are you going to do with the oil in Iraq?   Just then the recess bell rang and all the children went out to play.   Twenty minutes later when the children had returned and the classroom settled down again Tommy addressed the president and said: "Mr President, I have five questions for you: 1. What is the necessity of going to war with Iraq? 2. Why didn't your dad do it right the first time? 3 What are you going to do with the oil in Iraq? 4. Why was the recess bell fifteen minutes early and 5. Where's Billy?           . <A HREF="">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http://archive.jab.org/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om