-Caveat Lector- Oh, Weekly World News.
Missed that part. It's almost like the Onion, except it isn't marketed as satire. It really is. - jt ----- Original Message ----- From: "Joshua Tinnin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, March 26, 2003 10:25 PM Subject: Re: [CTRL] Bush's Secret Plan > -Caveat Lector- > > If there is any truth to this, then I have no doubt that the wrath of the > world and most, if not all, people in the US would come down on Bush like > never before. He would be kicked out faster than you could say, "Cheney did > business with Saddam." > > Bad, bad PR. And their PR machine is spinning faster and faster. Even I > doubt they'd be *this* foolish. Bush isn't suicidal. > > - jt > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "flw" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > IRAQ LAND FOR EACH AMERICAN > > > > WEEKLY WORLD NEWS - A Super-secret White House initiative promises > > to take some of the sting out of the coming depression by giving every > man, > > woman and child in America "a piece of Iraq" after we crush Saddam Hussein > > in the coming war. Sources confirm that President George W. Bush hit on > > the > > plan after polls showed increasing numbers of Americans are beginning to > > believe that bombing Hussein and his country into oblivion and then > sending > > a > > U.S. governor to run the place might not be such a good idea. Details are > > sketchy. But a source familiar with the plan says Iraq "is going to be > > divvied up like the cake at a child's birthday party. "Every American will > > be deeded a small, postage stamp-sized plot of Iraqi soil as a memento of > > our victory," the insider confided to reporters in Washington. "And > > thousands of Americans, those with the best contacts in Congress and the > > White House, will get larger, vegetable garden-sized plots. "If by luck > > your deeded plot is in the vicinity of an oil well, you and your > > descendants > > will rake in a share of profits until the well runs dry. > > <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> > DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER > ========== > CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic > screeds are unwelcomed. Substance-not soap-boxing-please! These are > sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'-with its many half-truths, mis- > directions and outright frauds-is used politically by different groups with > major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. > That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and > always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no > credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. > > Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. > ======================================================================== > Archives Available at: > http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html > <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of > [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> > > http://archive.jab.org/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ > <A HREF="http://archive.jab.org/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> > ======================================================================== > To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: > SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: > SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Om <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http://archive.jab.org/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http://archive.jab.org/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
