-Caveat Lector- This does not appear on the "60 Minutes" archives.
When was it broadcast? -- > From: William Bacon <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Reply-To: Conspiracy Theory Research List <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2003 10:06:13 -0400 > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: [CTRL] FW: ANDY FOR PRESIDENT (fwd) > > -Caveat Lector- > > > > > "I pledge Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to > the REPUBLIC for which it stands, one Nation under God,indivisible,with > liberty and justice for all." > > visit my web site at > http://www.voicenet.com/~wbacon My ICQ# is 79071904 > for a precise list of the powers of the Federal Government linkto: > http://www.voicenet.com/~wbacon/Enumerated.html > > ---------- Forwarded message ---------- > Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2003 09:44:38 -0400 > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: FW: ANDY FOR PRESIDENT > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Bratton, Francis, VBAPHILITC > Sent: Wednesday,June 11,2003 8:43 AM > To: Bacon, William, VBAPHILITC > Subject: FW: ANDY FOR PRESIDENT > > > > ANDY FOR PRESIDENT: > > Andy Rooney said on 60 minutes a few weeks back: (for those of you that > don't know Andy Rooney, he is a 82 year old US TV commentator) > > I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. > > I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some > governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack > addicts for squirting out babies. > > Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can > kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you > from driving to the ball game. > > I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are > no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA > BURKE? > > I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is > an opinion. > > I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers > The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like > the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, > and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian > College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White > America; and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your > door. > > I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, > weird, or tick me off. > > When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of > the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of > Probability. > > I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received > sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private > matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately! > > I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a > newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, > if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English! > > My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries > you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police > should have every right to shoot your sorry self if you threaten them after > they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" > in English, see the above lines. > > I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount > votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is. > > I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are > qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or > tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or > any other business. We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries > and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later > they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; > and open to their interpretations. > > I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know pro wrestling is > fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching > them. > > I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more > dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude. > > I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue > to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system > that's better, and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that > invented the Internet to help you. > > It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a > parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when > necessary, and say "NO!" > > "I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't > pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that > new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you > serve me french fries! > > I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not > a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African > Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a > European American because my great, great, great, great, great, great > grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere > else. > > And if you don't like my point of view, tough. DON'T PASS IT ON!! > > > > > www.ctrl.org > DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER > ========== > CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic > screeds are unwelcomed. Substance???not soap-boxing???please! These are > sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'???with its many half-truths, mis- > directions and outright frauds???is used politically by different groups with > major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. > That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and > always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. 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These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
