-Caveat Lector- "DEPUTY FRED" CALLED UPON TO EVICT BILL CLINTON =============================================== (CNNS, 12/19/98) -- In Michael Moore's hit movie, "Roger and Me," the camera sometimes followed a "Deputy Fred" as he went around evicting families from their homes on the day before Christmas. (Knock on door.) "Sheriff's Department! Open up!" (Door opens.) "Hurry up and get your stuff together! You've gotta clear out!" The calls are growing louder that Bill Clinton, for the good of the nation, must resign. But sources have repeatedly and emphatically told this news service that Bill Clinton will =never= willingly leave office. "They'll have to drag him, kicking and screaming, from the White House," said one source. Already, network and cable news broadcasts have begun carrying reports that the now upcoming trial of Bill Clinton, in the U.S. Senate, is going to go on for months and will be "horrendous." Is there some way such a Senate trial could be averted? Yes. Through the XXV Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, Bill Clinton can be removed from office should he become "incapacitated." CNNS (Conspiracy Nation News Service) asked one journalist, employed by a major newspaper, what "the buzz" was in the newsroom these days. On the condition that his reply was "not for attribution" and on the understanding that it was merely the latest newsroom talk and not yet verified, here is part of what he says: We have heard, and from some rather credible sources, that there are quiet discussions going on about invoking the 25th Amendment should Clinton begin to act even remotely strangely. Many members of Congress believe that Bill has a substance abuse problem and the term "cocaine psychosis" was repeatedly used in one such conversation as several congressional staffers from different offices were trying to understand the recent Reuters wire story about Bill being "in denial." Is the Reuters' phrase "in denial" a CODE WORD? Reportedly, Bill Clinton is "in denial" about being impeached. But is he "in denial" about more than that? A cocaine addiction for example? Besides semen, were traces of cocaine found on Monica Lewinsky's infamous dress? CNNS later spoke by telephone with our source, the journalist mentioned above. This source tells us that Bill Clinton has repeatedly, while president, made covert trips to Arkansas for the purpose of partying. The source calls these Clinton mini-vacations "covert" because Air Force One was not used to transport the president to and from Arkansas on those occasions. In the latest report from "Ru Mills" (pseudonym), she refers to congressman Tom Campbell's remarks today, in which Rep. Campbell specifically called Bill Clinton "incapacitated." Campbell went further, according to "Ru Mills": she writes, in part, that "Campbell said that there are laws in place since 1968, which would allow Congress to remove a President who has been deemed incapacitated." Campbell was referring to the XXVth Amendment. The knottiest problem, though, will be how to actually evict Bill Clinton from the White House. Suppose Bill Clinton is dethroned, under XXVth Amendment provisions, but then becomes a squatter and refuses to vacate? There is one man who, above all others, is well-known as being experienced and qualified to handle such matters. That man is "Deputy Fred." We call upon him now to be available for the onorous task of eviction. And "Deputy Fred," as shown in Moore's movie, has special expertise in Christmas Eve evictions. + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + INFORMATION PLEASE: Conspiracy Nation News Service (CNNS) is a co-operative effort. Without the hints/rumors provided by many excellent sources, we could not exist. Have YOU heard anything lately that might be important? Pass it along to us at [EMAIL PROTECTED] Anonymity is guaranteed. If you prefer, send your news tip or clues on same to: Brian Redman, 310 S. 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