-Caveat Lector- "I pledge Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the REPUBLIC for which it stands, one Nation under God,indivisible,with liberty and justice for all."
Remember:More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than have died in United States Commercial Nuclear Power plant operations visit my web site at http://www.voicenet.com/~wbacon My ICQ# is 79071904 for a precise list of the powers of the Federal Government linkto: http://www.voicenet.com/~wbacon/Enumerated.html ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2004 16:13:15 -0700 From: auburnarn <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [TheEagle-L] DNC Agenda (Draft) MessageGuess it was not approved. Arnie Stumbled across the following agenda for the democratic convention. If you have any questions concerning the foregoing, please do not hesitate to contact the DNC. > > DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION AGENDA > > 6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony. > > 6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton > > 6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand. > > 6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. > > 7:00 p.m. - Tribute to France. > > 7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. > > 7:25 p.m. - Tribute to Germany. > > 7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore) > > 8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. > > 8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop. > > 9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples) > > 9:30.p.m. - * Intermission * > > 10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins > > 10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. > > 10:20.p.! m.! - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!' > > 10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L. > > 10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. > > 10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the United Nations. > > 11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and > same sex). > > 11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare Benefits workshop. > > 11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' rally. > > 11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. > > 12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate. > > Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the > convention ? > > "Oh Ted I think I'm pregnant..." > "Don't worry Hillary, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it." [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Yahoo! Domains - Claim yours for only $14.70 http://us.click.yahoo.com/Z1wmxD/DREIAA/yQLSAA/zgSolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> "Please keep one liners to a minimum!" Visit our new improved site at: http://www.eaglehost.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/theeagle-l/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ www.ctrl.org DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
