-Caveat Lector- ----- Original Message ----- From: Ken Freeland <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, January 25, 2006 2:25 PM Subject: [houstonpeaceroundtable] FW: Two good ones
> > > > > >Two good ones: > > > >An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. > >One day he decided that he would love to plant potatoes and herbs in > >his garden, but he knew he was alone and too old and weak. His son > >was in college in Paris, so the old man sent him an e-mail > >explaining the problem: > > > >"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my > >garden. I am sure, if only you were here, that you would help me and > >dig up the garden for me. I love you, your father." > > > >The following day, the old man received a response e-mail from his son: > > > >"Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. That is where I have > >hidden 'the *THING*.' I love you, too, Ahmed." > > > >At 4pm the FBI and the Rangers visited the house of the old man and > >took the whole garden apart, searching every inch. But they couldn't > >find anything. Disappointed, they left the house. > > > >The next day, the old man received another e-mail from his son: > >"Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant > >your potatoes, that is all I could do for you from here; Your loving > >son Ahmed. > > > > > ST. GEORGE: > > >> President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist > >>Church outside Washington. Karl Rove made a visit to the > >>Bishop and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity > >>among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research, > >>the War, and such. I'll gladly make a contribution to the church of > >>$100,000 if during your sermon, you'd say the President is a saint." > >> The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and says, "The Church > >>is in desperate need of funds. I will do it." > >> Bush pompously shows up that following Sunday, looking especially > >>smug, sneering for his photo ops, while strutting > >>his way, cowboy-style, into the church. > >> As the sermon starts, the Bishop begins his homily: "George Bush > >>is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite as well as a > >>nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, probably still a drunk, and a > >>low-intelligence sneaky weasel. He has lied about his military > >>record, and then had the gall to put himself in uniform on a > >>military jet, landing on a carrier, and then posing before a > >>banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' > >> He invaded a country for oil and money, all the while lying to the > >>American people about the war, with nary a care for > >>the thousands of lives it has taken and continues to take. He is > >>the worst example of a Methodist I've ever personally known or > >>known of. But compared to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint." > > > > > > > > > Save the date! SATURDAY........28 JAN 06......7PM......Learn the Truth!........"911 EYEWITNESS".......BLACK LABRADOR PUB.......4100 Montrose Boulevard, Houston, TX 77006 -- an HCJNW Guerilla Theater Brigade presentation > > Support Hugo Chavez and the people of Venezuala -- buy Citgo gas! Locations in Houston can be found here: http://www.citgo.com/CITGOLocator/StoreLocator.jsp > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/houstonpeaceroundtable/ > > <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: > http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ > > > > > www.ctrl.org DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substanceânot soap-boxingâplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'âwith its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsâis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://www.mail-archive.com/ctrl@listserv.aol.com/ <A HREF="http://www.mail-archive.com/ctrl@listserv.aol.com/";>ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
