-Caveat Lector- Source - http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/Runway/1793/ The Richard C. Hoagland Debunkery Homepage (a.k.a. The "Dick" Hoaxland Buggery Homepage) !!! News Flash !!! Richard Hoagland Fakes "Heart Attack" Art Bell and Other Disinformation Cronies Fall Into Line An unnamed, yet reliable, government source has just informed this site that Richard C. Hoagland, of The "Enterprise Mission" homepage, has faked his recent heart attack. He performed this heinous act to ostensibly garner sympathy following a recent devastating blow to his ego and reputation after verified and authenticated reports of his continued blatant and futile attempts at (apparent and seeming) Plagiarism, Fraud and other forms of unethical and asinine behavior made him look even more ridiculous and pathetic than he has looked in the past. One man on the street was heard commenting as follows: " How anyone could do such a thing is beyond me. I didn't even think Dick Hoaxland would sink this low. This is definitely the beginning of the end for that S.O.B. " A doctor (admittedly, a Chiropractor), who shall remain nameless to protect his good reputation, when contacted for comments, made the observation that: " Even Mr. Hoagland couldn't recover from an acute myocardial infarction (severe heart attack -- Ed.) as fast as he supposedly did. Did you see the picture of him on his website, supposedly taken the day after his "open heart surgery"? I don't think so. It was probably just gas. " Yes, even medical professionals know RCH is full of hot air (or just full of "it"?), and that something stinks in Denmark regarding this obvious ruse. There can be no other explanation! Of course, Art Bell quickly joined Hoagland's cause-apparent, attempting to add further credibility to the events at hand. This backfired horribly, however, since Art Bell lost all credibility some time ago (ask anyone -- do you hear anything else anymore?). And whom among us really believed Art didn't know what was really going on. He was cooler and colder reporting on his "friend" Hoagland's "heart attack" than he was signing off for the last time (yeah, right) a few months ago in his "good by cruel world" announcement. Is this guy made of stone, or what? Either he's a heartless, emotionless bastard, or we are right about him having prior knowledge of "the event" and being "in" on the whole ordeal. Could there be any other explanation? btw - Did you catch the attempted faux emotion in Bell's voice (he's no (good) actor) -- we were expecting crocodile tears to come streaming through the speakers at any time. The net affect of Art Bell's "involvement" was to further sensationalize the media circus surrounding this oh-so-unfortunate and nasty incident, which is what we are sure was the main goal anyway (gotta tend dem ratings). More people than you would think can't wait until the day arrives when Art Bell ' farsights ' Richard Hoagland the way he did Courtney Brown (The Farsight Institute -- thereby the verbage) and David Oates (Reverse Speech) among others (or vise versa -- six of one, a half dozen of another). Just wait -- time will be very telling in this respect. And one can only hope that Ed Dames (Technical Remote Viewing) and Whitley Strieber (Communion, &tc.) are on that short list, as well. (And we recently hear that Sean David Morton is on the outs, as well...and all references to him and others have been removed from the Art Bell website...how petty is that? Did you expect anything less? (or is it more? -- wait, what was the middle one?)) And, speaking of Whitley Strieber and Courtney Brown, did you catch that hilarious debacle the other night with those Millennium Group Nerds? With Art Bell attacking them the way he attacked Brown, but letting up on them like he didn't on Brown (for god knows what reason -- who knows what goes through that guy's scrambled brains). And when the Nerds gave some "solid" evidence that the Hale Bopp Companion images that were Brown's downfall were actually tested by an honest-to-goodness image specialist (as opposed to just being eye-balled by some goofball radio announcer, and him taking the word of some supposed "astronomer" and obvious canardian black ops plant, and labeling the images "fake") and the fact was made known that there is a small Hawaiian telescope that shoots photographic film (like many of us already knew, but Art Bell conveniently ignored), and the images are now found to be "real", did Art Bell sound or seem sorry for what he did to Courtney Brown? You might have noticed a very slight hesitation, but nothing more. Not from The Great Art Bell. (you gotta say that/read it in Art's "radio voice" -- it sounds twice as funny) It was fun listening to Strieber back-pedal and try to assuage his obviously guilty conscience, though. Good for a few laughs, anyway. (oh, and like Art Bell really doesn't know who "James Neff" is...yeah, right (webmasterless for Jeff Rense's Sightings on the Radio website -- Art's Nemesis (read that last in a low-toned voice)) -- you could hear it in Bell's voice -- of course, he no doubt thinks that his web-nazi (hey, we weren't the first to say it) webmasterless, Keith Rowland, is the only "real" web'master' in town) We hadn't heard anything so funny since someone posted some message about Art's wife, Ramona, saying she would "love you long time, five dollah". We have to admit, however, that that was a low blow and was uncalled for -- no reason why she should have to take the brunt of it for Art, and, of course, it is an awfully racist and sexist thing to "say" about poor Ramona. (hey, she's married to Art, gotta have some sympathy) It sure had the right affect on Art, though. Talk about blowing a gasket! (can you blame the guy? although one has to wonder whether he did it for her, or for himself... who knows? -- this guy's all over the place as it is and we're surprised he can get his head phones on over that ego of his -- and there is also the unfortunate fact that Art continues to smoke cigarettes in his home-studio even though Ramona almost bought the farm not too long ago with her severe asthma problem -- of course, as we all know, most asthma problems stem from psychological sources, and you can guess what that's all about vis a vis their relationship and Art's apparent "obsession" with various attractive females, including Crystal Gale, et al. -- poor Ramona) Anywho, others also attempted to ride the bandwagon (both prior to, and after, the purported "medical event") all the way to the bank (all who shall remain nameless -- although Whitley Strieber, Steven Bassett, Joseph Firmage and Amargi Hillier (among others) should be ashamed of themselves (Ralph Greenberg might actually be an innocent bystander, though we suspect that there are very few true innocents left standing at this late date)). Shame, shame and more shame. As we all know, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Some of these " gentlemen " (and we use that word lightly) even had the unmitigated gall to suggest that those heroic people who are viciously attacking all of the terrible, idiotic and supremely ridiculous things that Hoagland does, says and with which he insists on associating himself actually caused, or contributed to, Hoagland's "heart attack". Can you believe that? We can't. We just can't believe it! Of course, we, the suspecting American public, can not trust any of these people, all of whom have been "outed" as well-known, highly-paid, covert disinformation propagandists in the employ of the C.I.A. (Central Intelligence Agency), N.S.A. (National Security Agency), S.S. (Secret Service) and other intelligence, counter-intelligence and "black ops" entities. One of these individuals has even been reported to be on the Board of Directors of a well-known multi-national corporation fast food chain that has served many, many customers and sold untold quantities of food product (*wink*, *wink*). There are many inconsistencies with the stories being told, as well. Just one of many is actually published on the Art Bell website Program Summary page under 3/9/99 Tuesday/Wednesday, which states, quote, "Richard's significant other (supposedly the beautiful redhead, "codenamed" Robin, who is shown in images on Hoagland's website "heart attack" page -- Ed.) told Art that Richard had a prophetic dream and awoke with chest pain and they called 911." (emphasis added -- Ed.) Just seven days later (a mere 11 days after the "AMCI"), on 3/16/99 (also a Tue/Wed -- freaky!), Richard Hoagland himself is yet again a guest on Art Bell's show and states that he was " alone in his bedroom when he awoke and called 911 " (accurately paraphrased -- check it out for yourself). This brings about the question: Just who was in that room that evening with Hoagland, if anyone? (and, what exactly were they doing? -- although we suppose that that may actually not be any of our business, if you know what we mean) Need we say more? Yes, my friends. The truth is in the writing on the wall and it's not very pretty. Believe it, or not! One more comment -- we just can't resist: Hoagland was the spitting image of health prior to his "heart attack" and some "evil group" (?) targeted him with a "heart attack" machine or some such nonsense? Come on!!!!!! Bend over boys, it's going to be a bumpy ride! Hoagland's supposed medical records are currently being sequestered under a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) "request" (DEMAND!) submitted to the United States Department of Propaganda (a little-known governmental agency that regularly acts outside the auspices of the Constitution of the United States and the Declaration of Independence, and yet, oddly enough, has unlisted offices in Washington, D.C., but no e-mail address -- as does Hoagland!! (not have an e-mail address, that is)). Since Hoagland is obviously a "consultant" to this governmental entity, all information pertaining to his (potentially illegal?) activities as their employee are available via this wonderful information gathering tool. When we receive these additional support documentation, you, our valued and informed readers, will be the first to know! And when received, this will be proof positive that what we are peddling here today is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Until then.....Watch the Skies!!! Next Week: "The Angstrom Science Award" -- Fact, or Fiction? (have you ever heard of it before you-know-who mentioned it?) By the way -- lest anyone think it prudent to attack us for our truthful, independent, factual representation of reality that we have presented here today, implying or out-right stating that "we" at The Richard C. Hoagland Debunkery Homepage are scurrilous, unsympathetic, dastardly brutes for saying such things about a man who has undergone a terrible, life-threatening ordeal, then we have a Bridge to sell you -- cheap. Cash, no checks. And we'll send you the receipt when we get where we're going. Really we will. 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