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does anyone know what this is? what about this? http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/irony ----- Original Message ----- From: "William A. Bacon" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <CTRL@LISTSERV.AOL.COM> Sent: Monday, September 04, 2006 7:29 PM Subject: [CTRL] UNBELIVEABLE!!! > -Caveat Lector- > > UNBELIEVABLE!!! > > MULTIPLE CHOICE.... > > Reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!!! > > Do you remember? > > -1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by > a. Superman > b. Jay Leno > c. Harry Potter > d . Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40 > > 1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by > a. Olga Corbett > b. Sitting Bull > c. Arnold Schwarzenegger > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > 2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by: > a. Lost Norwegians > b. Elvis > c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > 3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by: > a. John Dillinger > b. The King of Sweden > c. The Boy Scouts > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > 4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by: > a. A pizza delivery boy > b. Pee Wee Herman > c. Geraldo Rivera > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > 5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and 70 year old Leon Klinghoffer, an American passenger confined to a wheelchair, was murdered and thrown overboard by: > a. The Smurfs > b. Davy Jones > c. The Little Mermaid > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > 6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and Robert Stidham, a US Navy diver was murdered by: > a. Captain Kidd > b. Charles Lindberg > c. Mother Teresa > d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > 7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by: > a. Scooby Doo > b. The Tooth Fairy > c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid > d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > 8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by: > a. Richard Simmons > b. Grandma Moses > c. Michael Jordan > d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > 9. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by: > a. Mr. Rogers > b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems > c. The World Wrestling Federation > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > 10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to > take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed > into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the > passengers. Thousands of people were killed by: > a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd > b. The Supreme Court of Florida > c. Mr. Bean > d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > 11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against: > a. Enron > b. The Lutheran Church > c. The NFL > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > 12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by: > a. Bonnie and Clyde > b. Captain Kangaroo > c. Billy Graham > d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you..? > > So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us , airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling. > > Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldred's and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if they have any such sense. > > As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does." > > Come on people wake up!!! > > Keep this going. Pass it on to everyone in your address book . 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Substanceânot soap-boxingâplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'âwith its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsâis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. 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