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From: Robert Tatman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > # Pope protects new parking garage. VATICAN CITY (AP) ###
> >
> > : Is it Allah's Will that the parking garage be blessed? Would you
> > rather park in a spot consecrated by a Pope, Ayatollah, Patriarch,
> > Scientologist?
>
> Will the Sacred Parking Garage be consecrated to Our Lady of the Ramps?
Fiat Lux - torch the eenie cars first. If a car is damaged in the
Vatican parking structure, is it an Act Of God? Who do you sue? Do RC
clergy get a discount? If you hang an Our Lady Of The Ramps medallian
from your mirror, do you get in for free?
> Makes me think of the shrines you see in the Cajun country of Southwes-
> tern Louisiana, including the never-to-be-forgotten Our Lady of the Gas
> Line...
In San Francisco she's the Queen Of The Pump, affiliated with the
Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. But I digress. Scattered around
European villages are shrines for Our Lady Of The Ox-Cart. I hear
that in Ireland, Our Lady Of Guinness is quite popular. And I swear
this is true [on a stack of Communist Manifestos]: near Tumacacori
AZ there's a neon-lit, mirrored, flashing shrine of a black anodized
heavy-metal Virgin. I wonder which conspiracy SHE'S tied to. Yow.
Ric "sure I believe in gods, I carved another this morning" Carter
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