-Caveat Lector- >Misfiring alien implant, eh? <bzzt> Damn implants... <bzzt> I just performed a simple experiment that perhaps you dog owners out there might care to duplicate. I just called my dog "Zog," and he responded! Then I called him "Gog" and he repsonded. It gets worse. I then tried calling him "Gog Magaog," and he repsonded to that, too! Now he's sitting here staring at me in a most peculiar fashion. I'm thinking of having him X-rayed for implants. That's a paranoid thought if ever there was one. I'm not paranoid; why would I be thinking paranoid thoughts? Maybe they are being beamed into my brain. But by whom!?! Maybe I'm under observation. Maybe we're ALL under observation. Hmmmmmmmn. Maybe I should go for a walk and think this over. I'd better take the dog with me. I can't leave him alone here with my computer because he might be a spy. Wow. That's an even MORE paranoid thought than thinking he might have implants. Where ARE these thoughts coming from? Now I HAVE to go for a walk to think this over. But he's coming with me whether he wants to or not. See, there, I've outsmarted him. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance�not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
