-Caveat Lector- Wolf and Boylan Disclosure ... no way. [imo] Andrew Hennessey Greetings ... My name eez Doktor Wolfenstein, the official NASA scientist tasked by zee Pentagon, Majesteek 12, und macDonuulds Hamburgers, to leek selected information to you, zee discerning members ov our graate Nazion. Firstly - zee leetle furbiez zour keeds have been playing with are modelled on zee female of our glorious Superior Extra Terrestrial Race. Professor Placard Mansea former consultant to the National Security Council and shareholder in the forthcoming 'Triffids, their bark worse than their bite' can verify this amazing fact. Knowing that the entire american and indeed global population would take to their campers and head for the hills if they discovered that the little orange furbies had crossed intergalactic space simply to repeat everything we said, the NSA had decided on a stealth campaign of mass mind control aimed at the younger generation who were more susceptible to re-education. Other races come here too though - they have brains that are far more connected than ours - but we had to pull quite a lot of silicon chips out during the autopsy - indeed several brain fragments made their escape through the ventilation system of the facility and were last reported hitching to DC. There are the Scots, the Scottish Ambassador is still said to be embarrassed after the wife of Senator Williams had asked for a 'Glasgow Kiss' - the resultant ethnological interaction is hypothesised to resemble a Headbutt, but detailed frame by frame analysis dismisses this possibility as simplistic rhetoric. Mrs Williams is still receiving treatment for concussion. Zee Furbeez as we know eat very leetle except batteries und data, und vee know that zeir connection to cattle mutilations are empirically correlated with MacDonalds promotions und zee free leetle Furby weeth every beeg Mak. Professor Mansea also verifies that the Strategic Defence Air Arm of Belize is vurried about zee crop ceercles because if they can do zat weeth der corn - what can zay do to the viring in zee underground cities below .. Finally - ze great Doktor Wolfenstein sayz all is vell with der Great Albert Einstein - Albert joined ze space academy at an early age, zen became one of the greatest space kadets ever weeth thanks to zee furbies - he has managed to successfully cul de sac particle physics, Cosmology, time and energy in zee varm, happy und ignorant darkness that all Furbeez luv :) DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
