-Caveat Lector- Revealing cartoon about the recent Bill Jeffy & Hillie childhood experiences at: http://www.arizonarepublic.com/opinions/benson/0803benson.shtml AND, And, and, from the BostonHerald > Hill came to Bill's emotional rescue > by Don Feder > > Wednesday, August 4, 1999 > > > > > > Let's see if I've got this straight: According to the first > facilitator, the reason her husband (the fornicator-in-chief) > acts like a jackrabbit during mating season is because his mother > and granny didn't get along? > > Yes, the president was ``scarred'' by childhood abuse, Hillary > Clinton discloses - not sexual abuse or physical abuse, but the > psychological trauma of being subjected to feuding females. > > > > At age 4, the future fraternity pledge was cared for by his > grandmother while his mother studied nursing. Reportedly, the > women fought over who would raise him. > > > > ``A boy being in the middle of a conflict between two women is > the worst possible situation,'' Sigmund Rodham theorized. > ``There's always a desire to please each one.'' > > > > Is the first therapist telling us that an obsessive need to > gratify women led her hubby to never miss an opportunity to get a > ``little strange''; as governor of Arkansas, use his state > trooper bodyguards as procurers; commit rape in a Little Rock > hotel room 21 years ago (if Juanita Broaddrick is to be > believed); and put the moves on a federal employee while he > occupied the highest office in the land? > > > > That's a lot of mileage from a little emotional trauma. > > > > The first feminist is also slandering Virginia Clinton (who isn't > here to defend herself) and other women, by falling back on the > oldest excuse in the book: Mommy made him do it. Simone De > Beauvoir must be spinning in her grave. > > > > Even the most shameless administration in history was embarrassed > by Hillary's assertion. White House Press Secretary Joe Lockhart > admitted that while his boss wasn't an abuse victim, he did have > ``difficult issues'' growing up. (Unlike the rest of us.) > > > > Some see self-interest in Hillary's revelation to Talk magazine. > Bill's philandering - and the fact that she provided cover for > him through all of his scandals - could come back to haunt her. > Eventually, voters may come to resent her for helping to keep a > thoroughly corrupt man in the presidency. > > > > The lady now offers an alternate theory to the one that goes: She > did it because she lusts for power the way he lusts. No, Mrs. > Clinton is saying, she stood by her man because she knew he > couldn't help himself - the company of women made him the lecher > that we know and she claims to love. > > > > But then, how explain the information in the just-published book > ``Bill and Hillary, The Marriage''? According to author > Christopher Andersen, when Mrs. Clinton learned of one > infidelity, the resident White House shrink beaned her errant boy > with an ashtray. > > > > When the president confessed his involvement with Monica Lewinsky > to Hillary, Andersen relates, she slapped him in the face hard > enough to leave a red mark visible to Secret Service agents when > he left the room. Was the first lady blaming the victim? Tell me > it ain't so! > > > > When Mrs. Clinton's abuse excuse is derided to death, here are a > few other victimization theories she can advance. > > > > • The fat, awkward high-school kid syndrome. As an adolescent > tub, Clinton suffered rejection trauma - girls with class > wouldn't date him. Now he's compensating for that hurt by chasing > skirt. > > > > • The Vietnam draft-dodger anxiety syndrome. Clinton was > traumatized not by service in Southeast Asia, but by the prospect > of being called on to fight. All of the tension built up when he > was studying at Oxford and lying to the commander of the > University of Arkansas ROTC program found release in a 30-year > sexual binge. > > > > • The Camelot-envy syndrome. Ever since he shook hands with JFK > in 1963, Clinton has had a New Frontier obsession. Our poor, > misguided president was subconsciously imitating his fallen idol. > Since he couldn't touch John F. Kennedy's rhetoric or charisma, > he tried to outdo him in the one area where he may have had the > edge. > > > > Hillary will certainly need another rationale. Again, according > to Andersen's book, when Bill confessed his liaison with Monica, > Hillary shrieked at him: ``You stupid, stupid bastard. My God, > Bill, how could you risk everything for that?'' > > > > Not, ``Bill, how could you betray me?'' Not: ``Bill, I understand > that this is merely a manifestation of the childhood abuse you > suffered. I forgive you.'' But, You moron, you risked > ``everything'' (the co-presidency, our joint power) because you > can't keep it zipped. > > > > In Hillary Rodham Clinton, we may have found someone who sinks > below Washington's abysmal standards. She may actually be too > loathsome to serve in the Senate. 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