8.11.99

Well what do you know. Yesterday we put out a bulletin on the fact that
the shooter in the the Jewish Center shooting in Granada Hills, Cal. was
originally said to be a young, tall and wearing a black shirt, but later
SOMEHOW morphed into being an older, balding man with green clothes. Hmm.

Well, guess what. It turns out this shape-shifting, morphological
creature went through even more drastic changes in appearance than just that!

BEFORE turning into an older bald man, the shooter apparently
shape-shifted or performed some sort of mitosis; changing from being
just ONE teenager in black clothing into--TWO GUNMEN! Yes! Incredible!

THEN, AFTER that, he turned into the older, balding guy with green
clothing. 

If they ever catch this guy--or is that "GUYS"--he/they oughta get a job
on TV. Better yet, politics. Those skills could come in quite handy in
the current political milieu here in the U. S. of A.

Now, we need someone like that stuffed twit Devvy Kidd at "Truth Bypass"
to explain how law enforcement officials were actually correct in every
single extraordinarily conflicting statement they've made about the
description of the shooter (s?)… because in fact there were really NO
shooters at all!  It was all caused just some holographic technology
from one of the movie studios in a truck nearby, which got out of
control and generated varying 3-D holographic images of sociopathic,
deranged mind controlled gunmen. Part of a movie being filmed.

Hey but what about the injured people?

What?! You mean you didn't know holographic bullets can maim and kill?
Well if the government and their uncountable disinformation artists and
other assorted underlings TELL you it's true, IT MUST BE TRUE! Right, folks?

Now you're catching on.


Please read the email below sent to NewsHawk from a reader.

John Quinn/NewsHawk Inc.


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The initial description on the news out here in California was a
teenager wearing black clothing and shooting a 9mm handgun.  Then it
became *two gunmen* and the account turned to one of them carrying "a
rapid-fire automatic handgun."  The two gunmen report persisted for
several hours, and the weapon morphed into an Uzi, about the time the
report of the balding, 40-ish guy in green surfaced.  From the report I
heard on my car radio at lunch to the evening news, you would swear it
was almost two different incidents.

Here's some more food for thought.  They just posted a bulletin on the
guy they're looking for, by the name of Farrell.  Mind you, they haven't
really gotten a good report on this guy, as yet, let alone run him to
ground, and already they have mug shots and a full name to post on the
11 o'clock news. Draw whatever conclusions you want from this.
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The initial description on the news out here in California was a teenager
wearing black clothing and shooting a 9mm handgun.  Then it became *two
gunmen* and the account turned to one of them carrying "a rapid-fire
automatic handgun."  The two gunmen report persisted for several hours, and
the weapon morphed into an Uzi, about the time the report of the balding,
40-ish guy in green surfaced.  From the report I heard on my car radio at
lunch to the evening news, you would swear it was almost two different
incidents.

Here's some more food for thought.  They just posted a bulletin on the guy
they're looking for, by the name of Farrell.  Mind you, they haven't really
gotten a good report on this guy, as yet, let alone run him to ground, and
already they have mug shots and a full name to post on the 11 o'clock news.
Draw whatever conclusions you want from this.

Jane





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