-Caveat Lector- "Ric Carter" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > 26 APPROPRIATE RESPONSES. > > 1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique > point of view. > 2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an > artist. > 3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to > pronounce. > 4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely > coincidental. > 5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care. > 6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. > 7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? > 8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. > 9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. > 10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about > you. > 11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn > off. > 12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely > ceremonial. > 13. No, my powers can only be used for good. > 14. How about never? Is never good for you? > 15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to > worship me. > 16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. > 17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. > 18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... > 19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. > 20. Who me? I just wander from room to room. > 21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys! > 22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular > level I'm really quite busy. > 23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive > habits. > 24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. > 25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate > yourself in public. > 26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change > the subject. > Add: 27. That would not have occurred to me. ================================= Robert F. Tatman [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Remove "nospam" from the address to reply. NOTICE: In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, this material is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for research and educational purposes. For more information go to: http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/107.shtml POSTING THIS MESSAGE TO THE INTERNET DOES NOT IMPLY PERMISSION TO SEND UNSOLICITED COMMERCIAL E-MAIL (SPAM) TO THIS OR ANY OTHER INTERNET ADDRESS. RECEIPT OF SPAM WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE NOTIFICATION OF THE SENDER'S ISP. DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
