-Caveat Lector-
An American, a German and a Japanese guy are golfing one day when
they hear a phone ring. The American excuses himself, puts his
left thumb to his ear, his left pinky to his mouth, and proceeds
to have a telephone conversation. When he is done, he looks at
the other two and says, "Oh, this is the latest American
technology in cell phones. I have a chip in my thumb and one in
my pinky and the antenna is in my hat. Great stuff, eh?"
They continue golfing until they hear a phone ring. The German
tilts his head to one side and proceeds to have a conversation
with someone in German. When he finishes, he explains to the
other two that he has the latest in German technology. "A chip
in my tooth, a chip in my ear and the antenna is inserted in my
spine. Ah, German superior know-how!"
At the 13th hole, a phone rings again and upon hearing it, the
Japanese fellow disappears into some nearby bushes. The German
and the American walk over and peer into the bushes. There is the
Japanese fellow, squatting with his pants down, with a roll of
toilet paper shoved up his rear end. "What on earth are you
doing?!" asks the American. The Japanese fellow looks up and
replies, "Waiting for a fax."
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