-Caveat Lector-
Well, I suppose I am 'red(butt)faced' ....:o)
A joke is a joke, is a.... sorry folks!!
I just ain't got the time to check (so better safe than sorry I guess)
Thanks for the truth Robert,
Frans
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From: Conspiracy Theory Research List [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
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Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 1999 6:53 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: [CTRL] FW: Spider Warnings 9-13-99
-Caveat Lector-
From:
http://urbanlegends.miningco.com/library/blspider.htm?pid=2733&cob=home
<snip>
Guide's note: Don't panic. This is just a joke. It gives itself away in
the
first sentence: "According to an article by Dr. Beverly Clark, in the
Journal
of the United Medical Association (JUMA)..."
There is no such journal. There is no "United Medical Association," period.
There have been no news reports of spider-caused deaths among air
travelers in Chicago.
There is no "Blare Airport" in Chicago (try O'Hare International Airport).
There's no restaurant called "Big Chappies."
There is no known species called arachnius gluteus (apparently intended
to be translated as "butt spider").
There is such a thing as a blush spider, but guess what - it's a
cosmetological term referring to patches of tiny varicose veins on the
surface of the skin.
If you're attacked by one of these, I'd recommend calling a plastic surgeon
rather than the exterminator... unless, of course, you want to be the
"butt"
of this Internet joke.
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Fransy [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 1999 8:08 AM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: [CTRL] FW: Spider Warnings 9-13-99
>
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> Subject: Spider Warnings NOT A JOKE
>
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