-Caveat Lector- hi, Britland News Snippets. by Andrew Hennessey [Any resemblance to reported news is unintentional] STARWARS INVESTIGATOR JAILED Max Burns, UFO investigator, has finally been silenced by a 30 month prison sentence. he was investigating the alleged shooting down of an RAF Tornado jet over a Cumbrian reservoir in the North of England by a Black Triangle. There have been a spate of BT sightings in that area. Investigators believe that a spate of BT sightings coincide with drops in the water level. The pilot of the 'RAF' jet was of European origin and was seen after parachuting from the area covered in fuel. Max Burns who had been investigating the star wars incident was invited by the police to inspect his car boot which had bags of heroin and ecstasy tablets in it. The police asked him to handle the bags which he absolutely refused to do. And forensic evidence presented at Four subsequent trials each of which was thrown out by the judges could not find a fingerprint on the bags. When it became clear that Mr Burns intended to sue for wrongful arrrest and draw further publicity to his case, at a fifth and final trial, the judge instructed the jury to find the defendant guilty - and Mr Max Burns was on his way to the silence of prison. ____________________________________________________________________________ BREACH OF THE FLEECE ?? In Devon, local investigators have found 150 dead sheep in a pyramidal heap. Local newspapers suggest that a loose dog had scared the sheep into a heap where they all subsequently suffocated. _____________________________________________________________________________ TONY TAKES NO SHIT Tony Blair is attempting to hold back a trade war with Europe. The French who have apparently been feeding their livestock human faeces - which I was taught was how disease was spread during the Dark Ages - have assured the British Food Ministers that their meat is very tasty and that Science says that its tres bien. The opposition however is taking no shit from France and has labelled Mr Blair as spineless as his mad beef. _____________________________________________________________________________ HM QUEEN GLOWS IN THE DARK HM Queen Liz is reportedly glowing in a translucent manner and was last seen in a phosphorescent way in person last year at a Garden Party - rumour has it that she enjoys munching cakes of white monoatomic gold - the food of the Gods. _____________________________________________________________________________ NUKE EXPLOSION at MOD ARSENAL ?? An Earthquake in Wales with an epicentre in the area of an MoD underground base was reported today - measured in Scotland by the British Geological survey as 3.5 on the Richter scale - probably has nothing to do with geological activity whatsoever - and speculation that it was a nuclear detonation at an underground arsenal - probably unintentional, is rife. ____________________________________________________________________________ _ DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
