-Caveat Lector- From: "J.J. Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> The Ten Commandments of Government (..if only they had their way) Written By J.J. Johnson - 11/21/99 .. And lo, he walketh up to Capitol Hill, and the Government spake all these words, saying: 1 We are your Government, which have brought thee into the economic house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Especially in schools, and non-501(c3) churches. 2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image of Government, or any likeness of any thing that is graven about government, no matter how graven it really is. Thou shalt bow down thyself to us, and serve us. For we are the Government, and we're here to help thee. 3. Thou shalt not take the name of the thy Government in vain: for the Courts will not hold him guiltless that taketh this name in vain. Ye shalt be eternally labeled as anti-government. 4. Remember the sabbath day, and keepeth the receipts. Six days shalt thou labor, and do all thy work, but the seventh day is thy day to nurse thy hangover, hide part of thy taxes in a church plate (we'll find it anyway), and watch us parade a bunch of liars on the morning talking-head shows. We are the Government. Everything is under control. 5. Honor thy President, his wife, and his mistress(es); that thy days may be long upon the earth, and not found dead in Arkansas. 6. Thou shalt not kill, unless approved by thy Government, and with thy Government's blessings. 7. Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless it's done in private among consenting adults, on public time and money; and opinion polls show the public doesn't really care. 8. Thou shall not steal. That's our department. We hateth the competition. 9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor, unless he is a conservative, gun owner, smoker, SUV owner, or believes in the Constitution. If so, for Government's sake, bear all the false witness thy can! 10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's tax break, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's privilege of being a Government employee, nor their agents, nor their lawyers, nor their weapons, nor their arrogance, nor any thing that is thy Government's. J.J. Johnson - [EMAIL PROTECTED] Coming weekend: "Letters From a Broken Heart" on www.jj-johnson.com Site updated often. DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
