-Caveat Lector-
SkeptiNews 991129a - - - - - - - - - - - All The News That's Fit To Question
* Passages starting with ':' are editorial comments to provoke discussion.
* Nothing contained here is ever endorsed for truth, accuracy, or meaning.
* PLEASE DO NOT INCLUDE THE ENTIRE BULLETIN WHEN YOU REPLY; CUT/PASTE, EH?
* No un-indicted co-conspirators were harmed to produce this bulletin. Oy.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
@ Grunge Jesus: http://www.fadetoblack.com//jesus2000/jc2000plf.gif
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
# New UFO Classifications Proposed. 1) SINGLE OBJECT. 2) GROUP. 3) GROUP
FORMATION. 4) TRIANGLE OBJECT. 5) TRIANGLE FORMATION. 6) BOOMERANG FORMA-
TION. 7) BOOMERANG CRAFT. 8) "V" FORMATION. 9) CLUSTERS. Others: SPHERE -
OBOL - PLASMA - RADIANT PLASMA. http://sightings.com/ufo5/newufoguide.htm
: What's your favorite UFO? Have you reclassified any UFOs lately? Have UFOs
reclassified you? Should UFOs be raced as Class AA Dragsters? Have you ever
raced a UFO? Did you win? Did you get the pink slip? Do Reptilioids cheat??
Visitors Now & Forever, Part II http://www.sightings.com/ufo5/visitors.htm
Visitors Now & Forever, Part III http://www.sightings.com/ufo5/vistors2.htm
Visitors Now & Forever, Part IV http://www.sightings.com/ufo5/visitor4.htm
[There is no Part I. There is no Part V. The logic is irrefutable.]
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
@ Jesus 2000 contest. Jesus needs to be revisualised for the new millennium
so that all His followers can feel a sense of brotherhood with Him. Your
task? Design the new image of Christ! Make your mark on western religion.
Redesign the paradigm: http://www.fadetoblack.com//jesus2000/
: If Yeshua's father was a nonhuman ET, shouldn't He be depicted as a Grey?
Did Yeshua have little deedlybobber antennae like MY FAVORITE MARTIAN? Since
Yeshua's crucifixion was faked and it was actually Simon of Cyrene who was
nailed up, shouldn't the pictures be re-labeled? Who's y'r favorite Messiah?
# Gospels rewritten again... and again... and again... and again...
http://www.pathfinder.com/time/magazine/articles/0,3266,35079,00.html
$ THE CHRIST CONSPIRACY - The Greatest Story Ever Sold:
http://www.truthbeknown.com/christ.htm
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
# NASA to crash tiny probes into Mars. PASADENA, CA (AP) - Two softball-size
probes are literally on a collision course toward the Red Planet in search
of water & to test technology that could revolutionize solar system explo-
ration. "We're not your average mission - we're slamming into a planet at
400 mph." The hardy devices are cruising along with the Mars Polar Lander,
which will begin its controlled descent on Friday some 18 seconds before
the probes. Unlike the lander, the probes' 77-mile fall will not be slowed
by pricey parachutes or thrusters. They'll penetrate the planet like lawn
darts. http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2562315933-96c
: What planet d'ya most wanna penetrate? Are women like planets? Are planets
like women? Is NASA committing rape? Should Mars accept the inevitable? Why?
@ FindPlanets: http://cannon.sfsu.edu/~gmarcy/planetsearch/planetsearch.html
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
@ Star Wars Phantom Merchandise. Top secret sketches stolen from Lucas Arts
studios: the "Jar Jar Binks Alien Dissection Kit", the sandwich-protecting
security of your first "C3PO lunch box", and the dreamy relaxation of 100%
cotton "Ewok sheets": http://www.chickenhead.com/features/starwars/
: What's your favorite SciFi movie tie-in product? Are such products always/
sometimes/never real alien technology? Do you dissect aliens with different
tools than humans? Is George Lucas a Reptilioid? Are you? Do you buy this?
@ Green Mutant Couch Potato: http://mediamonsters.com/couch/preintro.html
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Y2K-R-Us:
# Y2K - Remediation Fails - Hundreds Told To Show Up For Jury Duty In 1900
- Philadelphia in Disarray: http://sightings.com/politics5/y2kjury.htm
# Y2K - Protecting Your Pets: http://www.sightings.com/ufo5/y2kpet.htm
@ Y2K - MILLENNIUM EVENTS: http://worldwideservers.org/millevents.htm
# Y2K - Insurance to skyrocket in Y2K - get your term-life policy now:
http://www.ratemasters.com/cgi-bin/index.cgi?wndemailtext
# Y2K - The World's Stock Exchanges Hunker Down for Y2K:
http://www.foxmarketwire.com/wires/1129/f_rt_1129_1.sml
# Y2K fears may bring more glitches:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2562320312-4aa
# Pakistan not ready for Y2K bug:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2562316922-af7
# Fast Forward: http://fastforward.iafrica.com/index.htm?src_id=tmp0348
# Clinton plans to declare Y2K national emergency - soldiers in your home:
http://worldnetdaily.com/bluesky_bresnahan/19991129_xex_clinton_set_.shtml
# Emergency agency expects the worst - Y2K may be more than govt can handle:
http://worldnetdaily.com/bluesky_bresnahan/19991129_xex_emergency_ag.shtml
@ Y2K - Greet The Dawn Of The New Millennium: http://www.lightshift.com
@ Y2K - MILLENNIUM SERVICE PROJECT: http://globalvolunteers.org/millmain.htm
@ Y2K - Pray on 2000: http://www.e-pages.com/celestine/vision/prayer.tpl
@ Y2K - MILLENNIUM DAY: http://www.globalmeditations.com/mil2.htm
@ Y2K - Jan. 1, 2000, ONE DAY IN PEACE: http://www.oneday.net/
@ Y2K - Earth Mandala: http://www.globalmeditations.com/mil3.htm
@ Y2K - Tutu 2000: http://www.united-religions.org/72hours/index.htm
@ Y2K - Pray For Peace In 2000: http://www.instituteforworldpeace.com
@ Y2K stuff: http://www.united-religions.org/ http://www.rustlers.co.za/
http://www.pauseforpeace.org http://www.globalmeditations.com/mil1.htm
http://members.tripod.co.uk/creative_living http://www.carloswarter.com/
http://www.hartcentre.demon.co.uk/ http://www.millenniummonument.com/
http://www.kachina.net/~alunajoy/dec2000.html http://www.jubillenium.com/
http://millenniumworld.org/ http://www.globalmeditations.com/cloth.htm
http://www.irishmarine.com/millennium_peace_project http://happyearth.com
http://global-alliance.com/html/main_menu.html http://kagyu.org/first.html
http://www.everything2000.com/ http://www.lynx.co.nz/chch/millennium
http://home.earthlink.net/~carepower http://www.redanahuak.org.mx/opa
http://www.yesic.com/~pilgrim/athome.htm#Suggestions http://kang.da.ru
http://www.whidbeyinstitute.org/ http://www.lightworker.com/schedule.htm
http://millennialgoods.com http://bethlehem2000.org/ http://pkp.com/
http://www.signet.nl/~wpostema/hymn http://www.egyptontheweb.com/
http://wkweb5.cableinet.co.uk/matrixhospitality/Year2000.htm
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"We, amnesiacs all, condemned to live in an eternally fleeting present,
have created the most elaborate of human constructions, memory, to buffer
ourselves against the intolerable knowledge of the irreversible passage of
time and irretrievability of its moments and events." --Geoffrey Sonnabend
* Rev. Ric Carter, ULC * http://skepticon.da.ru * FAX: 603-415-3736
* Fringe * Science * Faith * Sex/Drugs * UFO/PSI/Y2K * Conspiracy *
* email INFO or SUBSCRIBE SKEPTICHAT to: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
* (sorry, I can't answer all email - but thanks for your feedback)
* SkeptiChat/News archives: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/sc/files.htm
* THE OFFICIAL MAILING LIST OF THE *SEVENTY*SEVENTH* MILLENNIUM!!
DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER
==========
CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic
screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters
and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright
frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects
spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL
gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers;
be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and
nazi's need not apply.
Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector.
========================================================================
Archives Available at:
http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html
http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/
========================================================================
To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email:
SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email:
SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Om
