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Chuck Baldwin's Food for Thought from the Chuck Wagon for 2/16/2000
What We Can Thank Clinton Voters For
February 16, 2000
Occasionally, something crosses my desk that is too good not to share.
The original source for the following is said to be "an Episcopalian
minister in Georgia." Whoever he is, he sure speaks for me. Apparently,
this clergyman saw the bumper sticker of a proud Clinton supporter that
said, "Thank Me. I Voted Clinton-Gore." After reflecting on that
statement, he wrote down the things we can all thank the Clinton voters
for. Here are some excerpts:
Thank you for introducing us to Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica
Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, Juanita Broaddrick, and
about two dozen other names that we might not have met and known
otherwise.
Thank you for showing all the men and women of America that sexual
harassment in the work place, and on the job, is okay, as long as it
involves powerful middle-age executives and young (subordinate) women
half their age. Thanks for educating us to the fact that this is a
"private matter."
Thank you for allowing us to come to the realization that "sexual
relations" is not clearly defined after all. And to think that all
these years I thought that oral sex really had something to do with
sex!
Thank you for giving us a president who discusses his choice of
underwear with teenagers. We always did want to know if presidents wore
boxers or briefs.
Thank you for showing us that the ridiculous plot of the movie, "Wag
the Dog," could be plausible, after all.
Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
generation that missed the discussion the last time it came up.
Thank you for reminding us that the government that gave us the IRS and
welfare also lusts for control of the greatest healthcare system in the
world.
Thank you for reminding us that the FBI, who has files on millions of
Americans, can give those files to people powerful enough to demand
them.
Thank you for making Jimmy Carter look competent.
Thank you for making Gerald Ford look graceful.
Thank you for making Richard Nixon look honest.
Thank you for making Lyndon Johnson look truthful.
Thank you for making John Kennedy look moral.
Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the Fifth
Amendment to avoid testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising.
Thank you for the 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising.
Thank you for the 19 charges from Whitewater investigations, the 4
convictions from Whitewater investigations, the 8 imprisonments from
Whitewater investigations, and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
convictions (so far) in the various Clinton related scandals.
Thank you for the 938 overnight stays at the White House given to
Clinton supporters.
Yes, thank you for "the most ethical administration in American
history!"
All I can add is "Amen."
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