In a message dated 03/24/2000 12:28:36 AM Eastern Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: << Spy Hunter ~~~~~~~~~ The CIA loses track of one of its operatives, and so calls in one of their top spy hunters. The CIA boss says, "All I can tell you is that his name is Murphy and that he's somewhere in Ireland. If you think you've located him, tell him the code words, 'The weather forecast calls for mist in the morning.' If it's really him, he'll answer, 'Yes, and for mist at noon as well.'" So the spy hunter goes to Ireland and stops in a bar in one of the small towns. He says to the bartender, "Maybe you can help me. I'm looking for a guy named Murphy." The bartender replies, "You're going to have to be more specific because, around here, there are lots of guys named Murphy. There's Murphy the Baker, who runs the pastry shop on the next block. There's Murphy the Banker, who's president of our local savings bank. There's Murphy the Blacksmith, who works at the stables. And, as a matter of fact, my name is Murphy, too." Hearing this, the spy hunter figures he might as well try the code words on bartender, so he says, "The weather forecast calls for mist in the morning." The bartender replies, "Oh, you're looking for Murphy the Spy. He lives right down the street." >> This reminds me of the time the new CIA headquarters was being built. A real estate developer wanted to build apartments near it, but he couldn't find out the exact location or how many people were going to work there. Every query was answered by his being told all that information was classified. Finally a friend told him to try calling the Russian Embassy and asking them. The clerk who answered the telephone gave him the exact information he was looking for. Prudy
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