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@ Web Economy Bullshit Generator: http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html
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# COLORADO UFO CHASES WITNESS. A mother driving a back road had an encounter
with a low-flying aerial craft. The craft/object exhibited a "very bright
white light and had a red and green lights on its sides".She reported that
whatever-it-was "seemed to be confrontational". www.caus.org/mu032900.htm
# NY UFO Sightings - Another Seen From Airliner Over Arkansas: BUFFALO -
ROCHESTER - VIRGINIA FIREBALL - GEORGIA UFO - ARKANSAS UFO - MISSOURI
INITIATIVE - NASA UFO EXHIBIT - COLORADO UFO CHASES WITNESS - US GOVT
UFO PROOF RELEASED: http://www.sightings.com/general/filersnyufo.htm
: Have any UFOs chased you lately? Have you chased any UFOs? Who caught who?
D'ya have proof? Is your proof better than my proof? Is govt proof the best
proof of all? Have you manufactured any proof lately? Were you well-paid??
# Multi-Paranormal Encounters: www.sonic.net/~ric/adventure/mar2k/mar2k.htm
@ National Chemtrail Protest Letter: http://www.carnicom.com/contrails.htm
# Shuttle-Rama: STS-63 Anomalies: http://www.sightings.com/general/sts.htm
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# 'Single mutation led to language.' A controversial new theory traces the
power of speech & language to a single mutation in the brain of one early
human. http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_693000/693744.stm
# Also - African ape-man's hand unearthed - crawling for vengeance:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_566000/566187.stm
# A taste for meat - carnivores deserve to feed on vegetarians:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_255000/255725.stm
# Fossil find could rewrite human history - and it'll happen again:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_231000/231442.stm
: Has your brain/body/soul mutated lately? D'ya have powers & abilities far
beyond those of mortal (wo)men? Will your descendants outstrip & devour the
ordinary Homo sapiens now infesting Earth? Will you conquer the universe??
# Humans Are Not Descended From Neanderthals. LONDON (Reuters) - Modern
humans are not descended from Neanderthals but co-existed with them
about 40,000 years ago, scientists said Tuesday. An analysis of DNA
extracted from the ribs of a 29,000 year-old Neanderthal infant buried
in a cave in southern Russia showed it was too distinct to be related
to humans. http://abcnews.go.com/wire/World/reuters20000328_2395.html
And http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_694000/694467.stm
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# SUPREME COURT TO TACKLE MAJOR SCHOOL PRAYER CASE - if approved, expect US
Govt to establish a Dept of Religions to regulate all taxpayer-supported
religious activity: http://CNN.com/2000/US/03/28/scotus.prayer/index.html
# Another mass grave found in Uganda - Christian doomsday sect toll tops
1,000: http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2565279065-778
# Ex-Salvador pres., gen. deny slay role - "we didn't order six priests
dead" http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2565273622-236
# Japanese cult lawyer sentenced - Aum attorney guilty of attempted murder,
etc: http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2565277138-4d4
: Can/should/will religious systems be regulated/controlled/manipulated by
political systems, or vice-versa? Is control best exercised by programming,
murder/intimidation/repression, meditation, lawsuits? Where does power flow?
# Sikh leader ousts high priest. AMRITSAR, India (AP) - A rift between
two of Sikhism's top leaders deepened Tuesday, when the religion's
top administrator ousted a high priest who had earlier excommunicated
her. http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2565267470-f5e
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# Earth's Global Warming, Climate Change Are Historically 'Normal' - Changes
in Earth's climate can be tracked in cycles of ocean conditions over thou-
sands of years. These cycles reveal that Earth is currently experiencing a
natural rise in global temperatures and this, combined with warming from
the greenhouse effect, will push the planet through an era of rapid global
warming. Not our fault: http://cnn.com/2000/NATURE/03/27/ocean.tides.enn/
# Particle Collider End-Of-The-World Disaster Dismissed By Physicists.
UPTON, NY - When the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider begins operating in
May, it will recreate conditions that have not existed since the dawn of
the universe. Could that mean the end of the world? The physics experiment
on Long Island might somehow generate a black hole that would swallow the
planet, or perhaps turn all of creation into some kind of deadly "strange
matter." But probably not: http://foxnews.com/science/032700/rhic.sml
: Have you devastated any universes/planets/regions lately? D'ya like to do
like rilly rilly risky physics/genetic/social experiments? Is 'no pain, no
gain' your motto? Is anyone/thing trying to stop your work? Who'll prevail?
# AT LEAST 4 DEAD AFTER BOAT CARRYING CALIFORNIA RESEARCHERS CAPSIZES -
too close to vital secrets: http://CNN.com/2000/US/03/29/capsized.boat/
@ See the NTSB <http://www.ntsb.gov/> database of aviation accidents
<http://www.ntsb.gov/aviation/Accident.htm>, containing everything from
simple errors <http://www.ntsb.gov/aviation/DEN/lnarr_99A165.htm> to
deadly mistakes. <http://www.ntsb.gov/Aviation/BFO/lnarr_94A015.htm>
Then transport over to http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Transportation/
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Space-A-Rama:
# Fights during space test. (BBC) Fights have broken out between trainee
cosmonauts during an experiment to see how future space pioneers would
cope with long journeys into the unknown. Humans are SO competitive:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_694000/694679.stm
# Also - Sex - the final frontier - no-gravity nookie the greatest allure:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/americas/newsid_655000/655151.stm
# Cosmonaut breaks space record - apologizes, sweeps up vinyl fragments:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_374000/374456.stm
# Eat my shorts...in space - superior nutrition or sexual fetish?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_232000/232411.stm
: Can you cope with stress/isolation/weightlessness; abduction/implantation;
sexual/mental/spiritual deprivation; clumsiness? Do you cope via violence,
masturbation, flatulence, prayer, commerce, fashion? What's your limit??
# Beleaguered Japan Space Agency Racks Up Huge Losses - sold to Daimler-
Chrysler? http://news.excite.com/news/r/000329/07/science-space-loss
# Cosmonauts Fly to Launch Pad for Mir Mission - certain suicide on aging
spacecraft: http://news.excite.com/news/r/000329/04/science-space-russia
# NASA: PREMATURE ENGINE SHUTDOWN LIKELY DOOMED MARS LANDER - "We really
'screwed the pooch'" www.CNN.com/2000/TECH/space/03/28/lander.report.02/
# Mars Failures Due to Lack of Cash, Bureaucratic Meddling, ET Sabotage:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_693000/693033.stm
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