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@ USMC KC-130 prepares to crash suicidally into the Great Pyramid at
  Giza, Egypt: http://dodimagery2.afis.osd.mil/LBOX/mini/185846.jpg
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# AREA 51 OR BUST! FRACAS! MIND-CONTROLLED CLONES! ANCIENT CANNIBALISM! SAB-
  OTAGE! ALIENS! BEACONS! ENDLESS WIND! DISINFO! PLANETARY ALIGNMENT! BLACK
  MAILBOX! CAMO DUDES! AREA51! FEAR FOR SAFETY!LOST IN TRACKLESS WILDERNESS!
  JAMMED! CYCLOPEAN RUINS! OMINOUS TRANSMITTERS! GHOST TOWNS! CASTLE TOWER!
  MINDCONTROL, ABDUCTIONS, GAMESMANSHIP! SURGING JET FIGHTERS! BLIZZARD!
  ESCAPE? IMPLANT! http://www.sonic.net/~ric/adventure/may2k/may2k.htm

# SHAPE-SHIFTING ROBOTS - A droid for all seasons - No job is too unusual
  for a breed of robots that reinvent themselves. IMAGINE an automaton
  that can design itself, assemble itself and even kill itself. No, it's
  not the liquid metal robot from Terminator 2--but this droid can certainly
  build itself to perform a particular task, melt itself down and recycle
  itself. Be very fearful: http://www.newscientist.com/nl/0513/droid.html

: Have you been menaced by protean aliens/robots/deities/agents lately? Have
they followed you through time & space & matter & energy & emotion? Have you
lived to tell the tale? Are you surrounded by shape-shifters? Are you sure?
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@ GUIDES, GAMES, JOURNALS: The UFOlogy Game -- If Death is a Game Then Here
  Are The Rules -- THE BORG GAME: If Resistance Is Futile Then Here Are The
  Rules -- If Alien Abduction is a Game Then Here Are The Rules -- THEOPOLY:
  The Damnation & Salvation Game -- If Paranormal Research is a Game Then
  Here Are The Rules -- If Spontaneous Human Combustion is a Game Then
  Here Are The Rules -- ASSASSINOPOLY: Termination With Extreme Prejudice
  (in preparation) -- Care & Feeding Of The Soul, If Any -- DOs & DON'Ts for
  DELICIOUS DEITIES -- How to Design & Promote a Conspiracy Theory -- Start
  Your Own Religion For Phun & Prophet! -- CalCac: A Guide To The Cacti Of
  California (in preparation) -- How To Wrap TinFoil Around Your Head To
  Keep Mind-Control Rays From Beaming In -- How to Produce Perpetual Motion
  Without Being Assassinated: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/index.htm

: Have you devised/developed/defeated any games lately? Have you changed the
rules? Is reality always changing the rules on you? Is this infuriating? Do
you wrap tinfoil around your head to keep the rules/radiation/rotifers out?
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# Carter ET investigation scuttled? Add to the reports and legends of
  presidential experiences with UFO and ET issues a new book that describes
  President Jimmy Carter's encounter with government cover-up. "Exopolitics"
  reports that a White House study of extraterrestrial communication was
  "secretly suppressed at the behest of Pentagon officials" in 1977-78.
  The lousy swine: http://www.cosmiverse.com/paranormal051102.html

@ Official US Navy UFO FAQ: http://www.history.navy.mil/faqs/faq29-1.htm
@ CIA UFO Archive: http://www.foia.ucia.gov/scripts/popdoc.asp?docType=ufo
@ NSA UFO Archive: http://www.nsa.gov:8080/docs/efoia/released/ufo.html
@ FBI X-Files - Unusual Phenomena: http://foia.fbi.gov/unusual.htm

: Has your military/political/corporate/church/artistic organization suppre-
ssed any UFO studies lately? Did you need to exercise a lot of influence to
do so? How many chips did you call in? What favors did you owe afterward??
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# Chupacabras Attack More Farms in Chile: http://www.caus.org/pn051200.htm
# Louisiana Abduction? Or family squabble? http://www.caus.org/pc051100.htm
# N.Jersey Blue Lights - vice squad called: http://www.caus.org/mu051100.htm
# New York UFOs Dive into Ocean - Giuliani blamed: www.caus.org/mu051000.htm
# UFOS, BEAMS OF LIGHT- ARGENTINA: http://sightings.com/general/argentin.htm

@ Detecting UFO Neutrinos. (Lawrence Berkeley Lab) If you watch StarTrek,
  you will note that they often do neutrino scans of objects, occasionally
  they find that all the neutrinos are left-handed. If they are, then we'll
  notice. http://aether.lbl.gov/www/projects/neutrino/UFO.html
@ Warp Drive, When? http://www.grc.nasa.gov/WWW/PAO/warp.htm

: Have you detected any UFOs/neutrinos/chupacabras/abductees/scams lately?
What's your favorite abnormal performance? Have you squabble with/over/for
any aliens lately? Are aliens more fun than dolphins? Are they attracted?
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# Public OKd for Stonehenge solstice. LONDON (AP) The public will be able to
  greet the dawn of the millennium's 1st summer at the ancient stone circle
  of Stonehenge, the first time in 16 years the site has been opened for the
  summer solstice. Stonehenge will be opened the night of June 20 for eight
  hours under tight security. Camping, fires, dogs and amplified music will
  be forbidden at the site on Salisbury Plain, 80 miles southwest of London.
  In the past, Stonehenge - a stone circle erected by prehistoric Brits 5000
  years ago - has been a magnet for unruly revelers. During the 1980s, a 4-
  mile exclusion zone was established around the stones on solstice night
  following a series of disruptions. In 1998, 100 people were allowed to
  attend the solstice by prior arrangement, but riot police had to be called
  in last year after gatecrashers pushed down fences and clambered on the
  stones. http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2566440192-240

: What's your favorite pagan festival? Have you celebrated any solstices/eq-
quinxi/twilights/eclipses/supernovae lately?Is a simulated/recreated/virtual
sacred site almost as good as the original? Been to concrete Stonehenge yet?
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@ INTRINSIC VALUE? RG 341, Records of HQ USAF ATIC, Wright-Patterson AFB,
  Ohio. Aerial Phenomena Branch. Three related series of audiovisual records
  composed of photos (7,280), sound recordings (23) and motion pictures (20)
  from "Project Blue Book." 1950-67. 7,323 items. Arranged by case number.
  Audiovisual records in different formats created, acquired or collected by
  the USAF during official investigations into the existence of UFO's. There
  are photos (35 mm negatives) of 21 alleged sightings of UFOs, including
  some photos recorded on roll film that show timed radar responses of the
  observed phenomena. The motion pictures (8 mm & 16 mm) are composed mainly
  of original camera footage (unedited) filmed by military personnel & civ-
  ilians. The sound recordings were recorded or acquired by the USAF and
  contain interviews with individuals claiming to have seen UFO's as well
  as sound recordings made at the time of the alleged sightings. Related
  textual records are in accompanying series of case files and project files
  of "Project Blue Book." http://www.nara.gov/arch/techinfo/intrin.html

: Do you have any (semi)official audiovisual recordings of paranormal/alien/
divine/satanic phenomena? Are your recordings of any intrinsic value? D'ya
budget for their preservation/enhancement/concealment? Is your budget tight?
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   society the answer to that question is a bullet through the head."
   --Vivre Draco

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