And when the history books reflect upon William Jefferson Clinton...
is THIS what they will tell the "children" about this president?
And when they *erect* (no pun on words) a memorial to Willie,
will it be the perverbial phallic symbol? Not the oblique obelisk?
America's heritage has much to look forward to, doesn't it?
Bill Maher said it best on his recent HBO parody "Being More Cynical"
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----- Original Message -----
From: "MICHAEL SPITZER" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, June 12, 2000 2:04 PM
Subject: [CTRL] OT: New Book Feature Talking Clinton Penis
> XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX MONDAY JUNE 12 2000 00:59:41 ET XXXXX
>
> ESZTERHAS BOOK FEATURES TALKING BILL CLINTON PENIS
>
> The president's men have been searching for what would be the
> legacy of Bill Clinton's presidency.
>
> The Middle East? The Economy? Expanding trade with Asia?
>
> The legacy moment may come next month when KNOPF unleashes
> 200,000 copies of Joe Eszterhas' new book, AMERICAN RHAPSODY -- a
> book which is said to feature Bill Clinton's sex organ!
>
> Eszterhas has created a character around President Clinton's
> penis, according to reports -- a penis which will talk and
> express opinions in the book.
>
> In this study of the American moral psyche, the member, named
> Willy, is said to be based on a passage from Gennifer Flowers'
> autobiography.
>
> On the audio version, the penis will be played by ABC TV's Bill
> Maher.
>
> "Maher will deliver what will be the most memorable, revealing
> and talked about 'part' of this and any election year," claims a
> press release.
>
> Eszterhas will appear live on NBC's TODAY to launch the book on
> July 18.
>
> Hosts Katie Couric and Matt Lauer could ask the author why he did
> not explore Flowers' claim that the president liked to pleasure
> himself with her sexual aid.
>
> [The moment would be a classic for TODAY producer Jeff Zucker.
> And it would ensure a ratings bounce.]
>
> The book is not critical of Clinton, according to a publishing
> source.
>
> "He's just got this thing, and its out of control," describes an
> insider involved in the publication. "It's a riot!"
>
> The audio is being released by Clinton pal Michael Viner, who ran
> interference during the Kathleen Willey and Elizabeth [Miss
> America] Gracen sex scandals.
>
> In 1992, the Bush campaign accused Viner of illegally
> contributing to Clinton's candidacy when his DOVE AUDIO produced
> and distributed tapes of Clinton speeches.
>
> "Viner has gone from distributing policy speeches to passing
> around tapes of Clinton's talking penis?" questioned one RNC
> official late Sunday night.
>
> For his part, Eszterhas says RHAPSODY is a work of non-fiction.
>
> "The book and its contents have been under wraps and many are
> speculating and pretending to know," notes Viner.
>
> Let's ask Willy.
>
>
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