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These are the rules of big business. Get a monopoly;
let society work for you; and remember that the best
of all business is politics."
-- Confessions of a Monopolist by Frederick C. Howe
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Subject:
Earn Excellent returns on Congressional Investment
Date:
Sun, 23 Jul 2000 00:00:27 -0500 (CDT)
From:
Michael Eisenscher <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
THIS IS NO JOKE !
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If you're like most of us, you're always looking
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while you may be familiar with stocks and bonds,
currency speculation, IPOs, and all the rest,
there's a new investment arena you should be
aware of -- LEGISLATION.
If a mutual fund returns 20% a year, that's
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MORE !
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The Timber Industry spent $8 million in campaign
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their investment was 5,725% !
GlaxoWellcome invested $1.2 million in campaign
contributions to get a 19 month Patent Extension
on Zantac worth $1 billion -- their net return:
83,333% !
The Tobacco Industry spent $30 million in
campaign contributions for a tax break worth $50
billion -- the return on their investment:
167,000% !
For a paltry $5 million in campaign
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able to secure free digital TV licenses, a give-
away of public property worth $70 billion --
that's an incredible 1,400,000% return on their
investment!
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