Subject: New poll shows Gore with 100% (the current state of the media) ©2000 Degenerate Propaganda Media, Inc. September 16, 2000 New poll shows Gore with 100% Hillary Clinton: Choice of the Little People Gore Holds Solid Lock on Presidency. No point in Republicans even going to the polls. WASHINGTON - Vice President Gore has surged to an insurmountable 100-to-Zero lead over his hapless Republican challenger, George Whatsisname. "It's over," says one unnamed source. "Bush had a chance, but he was no match for the brilliant and personable Albert Gore, Jr., hero of Viet Nam and aphrodisiac to millions of women, who swoon in his presence." President Gore "There's probably seven or eight dyslexics out there in flyover country who still plan to vote for Bush, but that's about it," said political science professor Thomas Goonzer. "By my calculations, everyone else is for Gore. Certainly everyone here on campus is." "Everyone who's anyone is for Gore," explained 1960's folk singer Stringyhair. "Bush is just icky. Nobody's for him." According to the poll, Gore leads in every demographic segment, in every area of the country, on every single issue. Literally everyone is for him. Gore campaign Diversity Coordinator Donna Brazile said, "Our campaign appeals equally to men, women, children, gays, lesbians, transgendered Native Americans, the spics, the kikes, the beaners, African-American women, the krauts, the polacks, the micks, the frogs, the gooks, and the crackers." This is the first time in polling history that a candidate has secured 100% of the vote in a major media poll. "It's testimony to the powerful appeal of the Gore campaign to literally everyone," said Gore spokesman Chris Lehane. "We'd like to thank the media for coming up with this result." ROCHESTER - Hundreds of peasants and nobodies lined the streets of this rural hamlet yesterday to watch and wave as the lovely and talented Hillary! sped through town on her way to the City. "I saw her limousine!" said Annette Shoemaker. "I breathed her exhaust! Now I have to vote for her." Mrs. Shoemakers's reaction was typical among the little people who form the core of Hillary!'s support. Hillary!'s popularity among the yahoos who inhabit upstate New York has risen in recent weeks. The tragic shooting of her former opponent, Rick Lazio, in an apparent robbery attempt at a Starbuck's coffee shop in Ithaca has added almost four points to her polling numbers. "That's not enough," said Alexis Herman, Secretary of Labor during the Hillary Administration. "There will be more killings unless we get these numbers up!" Speculation on who her eventual opponent will be has settled on a fellow in a devil costume who calls himself "the doctor." He is the only Republican in the state who has promised to remain in the country through the election. All other prospective nominees announced they would flee to Bosnia or some other safe place if nominated. -- Kathleen ...the entire debate of hate crimes contributes to the devaluing of human life, by suggesting that one life should be more protected than another. Our response must be that every life is valuable, and harm to one life should be penalized with the full force of the law, no matter the motive. --Janet Parshall <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
