-Caveat Lector- WJPBR Email News List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Peace at any cost is a Prelude to War! ______--------********O********--------______ SECOND OPINION POLLAGANDIZING PUBLIC OPINION George Bush is maintaining marginal leads in two of the nation's three national tracking polls. Battleground 2000 gives Bush 41, Gore 37. Rasmussen Research gives Bush 44, Gore 41. CNN/USA Today/Gallup, a media poll, gives Gore 48, Bush 44. So why is it that most Americans are inundated with the hit-and-miss media polls du jour -- all of which seem to indicate that Albert Gore has already won the campaign? ABC's George Stephanopoulos, who was a key strategist in Bill Clinton's 1992 campaign, says that political scientists "talk about the bandwagon effect, that once a candidate gets in the zone, all of the coverage is good, almost no matter what happens, and when you're out of the zone, even when you do things right, it goes against you." This "bandwagon effect" is an insidious process that The Federalist has written about in each election cycle, and which accounts for the fact that our editors rarely cite any poll result, favorable or unfavorable to conservative issues, in The Federalist. Polling, especially media polling, is most often nothing more than deceitful, insidious lies masquerading as news -- with the intended effect of influencing public opinion. In political cycles, media polls lead public opinion rather than reflect public opinion, and are, ultimately, self-fulfilling. To better explain the process of polling as propaganda, we are reprinting two definitions from The Federalist Dictionary: Pollaganda -- n. 1. Media polling used to manipulate public opinion and advance a particular bias. This is primarily accomplished by television networks, on which most people rely for daily news. (Those who rely on print media for information are less likely to be subjected to extreme bias, and more inclined to discriminate between balanced and biased reporting.) Pollagandize -- v. 1. To engage in pollaganda. 2. The systematic propagation of television media polls to manipulate public opinion by: first, saturating viewers with "reporting" which reflects a doctrinal bias; second, designing and conducting public opinion surveys which reflect that bias; and third, further proselytizing viewers by treating media poll results as "news." 3. Using pollaganda to induce "bandwagon psychology" (the human tendency to aspire to the side perceived to be in the majority), thus driving public opinion toward the original media bias. The Federalist is not suggesting that there is a deliberate media conspiracy to drive public opinion. The process is the consequential result of the media zeitgeist and culture, which are uniformly and profoundly liberal. Such liberalism has become so embedded within the collective consciousness of television talking heads that it flows freely in every broadcast. This is not to say that there are not objective and thus, credible polls, such as Battleground 2000, which is conducted by Democratic pollster Celinda Lake of Lake, Snell, Perry & Associates and Republican pollster Ed Goeas of the Tarrance Group. But even the most objective polls are eventually adulterated by the effect of pollaganda, as is the only poll that matters on Election Day -- the voter poll. There is little that conservatives can do to battle this phenomenon, though, when it is time for the next revolution, the literate will naturally recall this line from Dick The Butcher, one of Jack Cade's gang in Shakespeare's King Henry the VI, pt. 4: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." Surely in the present day, Dick The Butcher would have suggested eliminating the netwonk talkingheads first -- and then the trial lawyers! ______--------********O********--------______ BODY POLITIC >From the Bush campaign journal... George Bush is finally starting to land a few on Albert Gore: "My opponent's theory is that only the 'right' people should get tax relief. That is what Gore calls them, the 'right' people. But there are no right Americans or wrong Americans. Tax relief should be aimed at one big target, so you can't miss: Everyone in America who pays income taxes." That's a good start, Mr. Bush. Now, every time you make such a comment, tell people why. Explain the constitutional rationale for your position -- in layman's terms. And make it stick! Despite the fact that Gore wraps himself in blue uniforms at every whistle stop, Mr. Gilbert Gallegos, President of the National Fraternal Order of Police, the largest law enforcement labor organization in the United States, with over 290,000 members, announced the FOP's endorsement of George Bush this week. "Governor Bush's commitment to law enforcement and his crime-fighting record in Texas, make him the best candidate for America's police officers. Real officers facing real problems understand that George W. Bush is a leader who shares their values and shares an unyielding commitment to supporting law enforcement with action. The Fraternal Order of Police does not issue an endorsement like this lightly. Governor Bush has earned our endorsement because he is a leader who will do what he says and do right by the cop on the beat. We will stand behind him and look forward to working with him when he takes up residence in the White House." Observation Points: "Bush's decision to go negative now is exactly right and needs to be intensified to counter Gore's summer-long assault." --GOP pollster Linda DiVall ++ "I'm growing a bit weary of all this negative talk about negative campaigning. I think it's time we started being positive about this gloriously negative American tradition." --David Limbaugh {} "Sorry, Gov. Bush, but if you want the presidency, you're going to have to fight for it. Your advisors thought you could win on niceness (compassionate conservatism). They were counting on visceral anti-Clinton feelings rubbing off on Gore." --Don Feder **Why do you think they call him "Slick"? {} "...[P]eople who run presidential campaigns know everything and cannot be bothered by listening to individuals who just might know something." --Lyn Nofziger >From Amerika2000 -- the Demo-lition... News from the American Labour Party! James Hoffa (not the one permanently napping in concrete somewhere on Chicago's South Side) handed Prince Albert the Teamsters' endorsement, though it was decidedly lukewarm. "We have no permanent allies; we have no permanent enemies," he told 1,500 Teamsters at a Las Vegas casino awaiting Gore's arrival. "We have permanent interests." Mr. Gore said in formally accepting the union's endorsement, "I will take the hard-working men and women of the Teamsters." He did not say where he would take them -- though, most likely, the unemployment lines. Undeterred by Gore's left-lead, Ralph Nader continued nipping at Albert's heels: "If elected president, I will make sure that the airlines give everybody leg room and hip room," Nader announced -- obviously pandering to the outsized Demo-derriere vote. Talking Points: On class warfare... In addition to the $4.2 million Gore pocketed from Hollywonk glitterati on Monday, he collected another $3.5 million from the entertainment cartel Tuesday, telling them, "You are public spirited enough to know that [a tax cut] is not good for you. [Bush] will squander the surplus on a very large tax cut, mainly for the wealthiest in our society -- well represented in this crowd, I might add." That comment met with restrained laughter. On the medical care scare... The Algorista focus groups are reporting that attacks on those sinister drug companies are a big winner with the electorate. Of course, as Gore assails "big pharmaceutical companies," he fails to mention that, largely because of government regulations and his donor base of trial lawyers, it can take almost 15 years and $500 million to develop and get government approval to market new prescription drugs. On race-baiting... "If you want no more delay and denial of justice [for blacks] it would help if you had Al Gore and Joe Lieberman and senators like the First Lady." --Mr. Clinton to the Congressional Black Caucus on the relationship between those racist Republicans and "justice for blacks." On "big oil"... Gore continued to blame "Big Oil" for skyrocketing prices of crude -- in advance of what may be the most expensive heating oil season on record. It's a bit late in the game for Mr. Gore to be "taking action," and foolish to part with our strategic petroleum reserve as an election-day perk. "The reserve was established for national security emergency objectives, not for bailing out a politician whose long record of receiving oil industry political money and caving in to Big Oil has become an embarrassment during this election season," says Ralph Nader. Perhaps Gore can sell his family's $500,000 in Occidental Petroleum stock, and put that money in an energy trust for low-income families in the Northeast. But, then, this is the guy who, in a recent year as Vice President of the United States, gave a grand total of $353 to charity. Of course, Uncle Albert is much better at giving away YOUR money! Lieberlies: Q: "Joe Lieberman also said that quote, 'morality cannot be maintained without religion.' He later struggled to explain that statement. But did that cross the line a little bit?" --CBS's Gloria Borger A: "Well, that was actually George Washington who said that and Joe Lieberman was piggy-backing on George Washington...." --Bill Bennett Observation Points: "How delicious it has been to see Vice President Al Gore trash the entertainment industry for 'false and deceptive advertising.' Bill Bradley must have busted a gut laughing over that line." --Debra Saunders {} "The Gore campaign's exploitation of public discontent with Hollywood's excesses illustrates two repulsive tendencies in contemporary liberalism. The first is the 'Do Something Disease' -- the impulse to offer some immediate, showy response to any perceived problem; no matter how ineffectual the gesture, we can all feel better that the problem's been addressed. The second involves the instant resort to governmental expansion -- new regulation, legislation and bureaucracy -- as the only appropriate response to every difficulty." --Michael Medved {} Gore is not as bad as he seems -- he's worse! --The Editor ______--------********O********--------______ DEZINFORMATSIA "Bush has got to make it clear that as President he will not tolerate any efforts to deceive or manipulate the voters." --CNN's political analyst Bill Schneider **Unlike CNN! {} "George W. is one thing, but as long as the Republican Party -- you noted some of them -- is populated by the Pat Buchanans...the Bob Barrs, don't blacks have a right to be suspicious?" --CBS's Bryant Gumball {} "In the 1980s, the Reagan administration poleaxed NHTSA and other regulatory agencies as costly encumbrances to business. NHTSA's current budget is $392 million, a third less in real terms than it was in 1980." --Time's Adam Zagorin **Translation from Leftspeak: Ronald Reagan is responsible for the Firestone fiasco. ______--------********O********--------______ SOCIOCRATS Clintonese: "Are we going to pick leaders that we know understand the future and can take us there, or are we going to pick people who say things we like to hear and may make things easier for a month or two? .. Don't let this election be about little things. And don't let this election be about divisive things." --Mr. Clinton, the premier "divider," who is quick to say anything his pollsters and focus groups say will "make things easier for a month or two." {} "However much people may dislike paying petrol duty, there's no way that any government of this country could or should yield to this form of protest." --British Sociocrat Tony Blair refusing to reduce his government's taxes on fuel despite last week's crippling blockade of oil refineries and storage depots. {} "If you're an African-American in Texas who commits a crime that could warrant the federal death penalty, you get it. If you're white in New York City, you probably don't. ...What is this, some form of natural selection? Death penalty Darwinism?" --Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. ______--------********O********--------______ VILLAGE IDIOTS This month's "Heterophobia" Award: "We must find a way to honor same-sex relationships." --The Rt. Rev. Chip Marble, on the Episcopal Church's resolution to support monogamous homosexual relationships. **Aptly named.... {} This month's "Chronic Villagitis" Award: "I kept wondering, 'Where are the slaves? Who's picking the cotton'?" --Director Spike Lee reacting to the Revolutionary War epic "The Patriot." {} This month's "Character-Deficit Disorder" Award: "I am many things. I am an animal. I am a convicted rapist, a hell-raiser, a loving father, and a semi-good husband. You don't really know me." --Mike Tyson {} From the "Village Academic Curriculum" File: Yale psychology professor Marianne LaFrance spent three months conducting interviews and experiments to produce a report on "The Psychological, Interpersonal, and Social Effects of Bad Hair." ______--------********O********--------______ SHORT CUTS "I haven't felt this way since I threw up on the Japanese prime minister." --President George Bush after eating salsa from radio host Don Imus. {} "The Redskin-Cowboy game was so bad that I switched over to Paula Zahn and 'The Edge' and watched her interview George W. Bush." --Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott **If she had been interviewing Chester Lott, we would have stuck with the 'Skins! {} "The 53rd anniversary of the CIA came and went without much hoopla. There was no cake, no ice cream, no party -- and nobody knew anything about it." --Kenny Noble Cortes {} "It was announced Gloria Steinem was recently married at the home of a lady friend named Wilma Mankiller, presumably in a bid by Ms. Steinem to see if she could get The Guinness Book of Irony to implode." --Norman Liebmann {} "First it was director Robert Altman. Now the acting Baldwin brothers say that if George W. Bush is elected president, they'll leave the country too! If this becomes a trend, it could garner Bush more votes than winning the debates!" --Ira Lawson Member Comment: Let's move all central government elections to April 15th! Editor Comment: Mr. Bush's standing in several polls improved this week after that consummate Village Hollywonk Kim Basinger claimed her spouse, consummate Hollywonk Ignorati Alec Baldwin, will leave the United States if Bush is elected. House Majority Leader Dick Armey is running a poll on his homepage asking, "Who in Hollywood would you most want to see buy a one-way ticket to another country?" Of choices Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand, Rosie O'Donnell, Susan Sarandon, or Whoopi Goldberg, Robustly Abominable is leading the pack! Night Lines: Leno.... I saw part of the Lazio-Hillary debate the other night. Wow! Things got hot! Lazio asked Hillary to sign a pledge and she refused. I can't blame her, she signed that marriage certificate. .... President Clinton is heading to Vietnam next month. I guess that student deferment is up. He says he's going to Vietnam to normalize our relations. Normal relations? He doesn't have normal relations with his wife. .... Clinton's lawyer, David Kendall, had to tell Hillary about Bill's affair with Monica. That was a tough call -- neither Bill Clinton nor Dave Kendall tells the truth. Letterman.... Al Gore was a guest on the show last night and he dropped eight points in the polls today! .... George W. Bush would have appeared on the show tonight as well, but he said he was "unavailabable"! .... So Gore was here and he was kissing up. He told me if he got elected I could stay in the Lincoln Bedroom for only ten grand! .... Anyone in town visiting? Have you been to Radio City Music Hall? Gore was there today. Did you know that Al Gore invented the Rockettes? .... Did you see the Lazio-Hillary debates? I tell you it was intense. There was arguing, cheap shots, loudness, bickering, animosity...just lots of tension. I began to think, hey, this is no different from Hillary being around Bill. .... Lazio said that Hillary has no roots here in New York. I thought, "No, that isn't true. I do believe her husband's girlfriend lives here!" Hamilton.... George W. Bush called a New York Times reporter, Adam Clymer, an @$$#%// onstage. Republicans are encouraged by the comment. 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