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And this one is from theonion.com
I only mention this because some readers who are unable to distinguish satire from
fact are likely to take this at face value and start watching out for gay missionaries
come to convert them.
PS The gay missionaries dress a lot like Jehovas witnesses, and sometimes pretend to
be Witnesses or 7th day adventists to get in your front door.
You have been warned.
On Sun, 1 Oct 2000 20:56:26 -0300 Yardbird <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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>Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal
>
>SAN FRANCISCO -- Spokespersons for the National Gay & Lesbian Recruitment
>Task Force announced Monday that more than 288,000 straights have been
>converted to homosexuality since Jan. 1, putting the group well on pace to
>reach its goal of 350,000 conversions by the end of the year.
>
>"Thanks to the tireless efforts of our missionaries nationwide, in the first
>seven months of this year, nearly 300,000 heterosexuals were ensnared in the
>Pink Triangle," said NGLRTF co-director Patricia Emmonds. "Clearly, the
>activist homosexual lobby is winning."
>
>Emmonds credited much of the recruiting success to the gay lobby's
>infiltration of America's public schools, where programs promoting the
>homosexual lifestyle are regularly presented to children as young as 5.
>
>"It's crucial that we reach these kids while they're still young," Emmonds
>said. "That's when they're most vulnerable to our message of sexual
>promiscuity and deviance."
>
>"When I grow up, I want to be gay," said Christopher Linn, 8, a second-grader
>at Philadelphia's Lakeside Elementary School, one of thousands of public
>schools nationwide that actively promote the homosexual agenda. "I don't want
>to have a family or go to church."
>
>"Straight people don't have any fun," said Teddy Nance, 11, after watching
>Breeders Are Boring!, an anti-heterosexual filmstrip, in his fifth-grade
>class at Crestwood Elementary School in Roanoke, VA. "Gay people get to do
>whatever they want."
>
>In addition to school programs that target youths, the NGLRTF launched a $630
>million advertising campaign this year in an effort to convert adults to
>homosexuality. The campaign, which features TV and radio spots, as well as
>print advertising in major national magazines, has helped convince thousands
>of people to leave their spouses and families for a life of
>self-gratification and irresponsibility.
>
>"The gay lifestyle is for me," said James Miller, an Oklahoma City father of
>four who recently moved to Provincetown, MA, to pursue a career in bath-house
>management. "When I was a family man, I constantly had to worry about things
>like taking the kids to Little League practice, paying for their braces, and
>remembering my wife's birthday. But now that I'm gay, I'm finally free to
>focus all my energy on having non-stop, mind-blowing anal sex."
>
>Though Emmonds said gays have been tremendously successful in tearing at the
>fabric of society and subverting basic decency, she stressed that their work
>is far from over.
>
>"For all the progress we've made, America is still overwhelmingly
>heterosexual," said Emmonds, who is calling for an additional $2.6 billion in
>federal aid to further the gay agenda. "If we are to insidiously penetrate
>American society, as we constantly do each other's orifices, we need more
>money and resources. Without such help, this country will remain the domain
>of decent, moral, God-fearing Christians. And that would be a sin."
>
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