-Caveat Lector- This was sent from a humor list, but I wonder.......... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > The Lame Humor List - http://robeo.cjb.net?lhl > NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE > > To the citizens of the United States of America, > > In the light of your failure to elect anybody as President of the USA > and > thus to govern yourselves and, by extension, the freeworld, we hereby > give > notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. > > Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial > duties > over all states, commonwealths and other territories including New > Jersey, > but excluding Florida, Arizona, New Mexico, and California. (Those > four > states are returned to the jurisdiction of Spain, Cuba, or Mexico, > whichever draws the short straw.) > > To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, please comply > with > the following acts: > > 1. Look up "revocation" in the now official Oxford Dictionary. Start > spelling English words correctly. > > 2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God Save The Queen" > > 3. Start referring to "soccer" as football > > 4. Declare war on Quebec and France > > 5. Arrest Mel Gibson for treason > > 6. Close down the NFL. Learn to play rugby > > 7. Enjoy warm flat beer and steak and kidney pudding. Train > waitresses to > be more aggressive with customers and not to tell you their names > before > you eat. > > 8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday, this has been replaced > with > November 5th > > 9. All members of this British Crown Dependency will be required to > take 6 > weeks annual vacation and observe statutory tea breaks. > > 10.Driving on the left is now compulsory - recall all cars to effect > the > change immediately. > > 11.Report to our Consulate General in NY - M Wragg - for your new > passport > and job allocation. > > 12. Add the Royal insignia to the top of the Washington Monument - > and the > Queens Christmas speeches to the Lincoln Memorial. > > Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly > to > ensure the acquisiton of all revenues due (backdated to 1776). __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Calendar - Get organized for the holidays! http://calendar.yahoo.com/ <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
