Though it is sarcasm, irony and humor at its best
there is also the sad reality in a post to the DNC.
SGT John J.
Jones
777-27-1111 Company B, 5-502nd Infantry SeaHut #7, Craphole, Kosovo APO 34567 NY, NY August 30, 2001 Dear SGT Jones: Your request for extension to file your 2000 Federal Income Tax return has
been denied. Since your request arrived on 15 August, 2001 with no postmark,
there is no way for us to accurately determine the validity of your request.
Your status as a military service member currently deployed in a hostile zone
does not relieve you of your responsibility as a taxpayer. You are in violation
of current Federal Tax Code and will be fined an additional $500.00 above your
taxable amount due us. You have 30 days from the date shown above to remit.
Failure to remit your tax payment is punishable under Federal Code with no less
than 5 years imprisonment and no less than $10,000 fine. Note: Don't forget, you may add $10.00 to your tax payment to fund the U.S. Democratic Presidential Campaign for 2004! Just mark the block on page one of your Form 1040. It's that easy. Don't forget to vote - It's your right and responsibility! Signed Re-Up Army - Be All You Can Be! |