-Caveat Lector- > Dear Doctor Laura > > I am a sailor in the United States Navy. My parents live in the > suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in > Bensonhurst is married to a transvestite. My Father and Mother have > recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are > currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in > Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a > non parole life sentence in Attica, for the murder of a teenage boy > in 1994, the other currently being held in the Wellington Remand > Center on charges of abusing with his three children. > > I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who > lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in > a brothel; however, her time there is limited as she has recently > been infected with a STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and > are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own > brothel, with my fiance, utilizing her knowledge of the industry > working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be > interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to > prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets > and, hopefully, the heroin. > > My problem is this: I love my fiance, and look forward to bringing > her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with > her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Gore-supporting > Democrat? > > Signed, > Worried about my reputation __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Shopping - Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. http://shopping.yahoo.com/ <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
