[CTRL] Imperial Ukase No. 2000/2

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    The office of Catholic Protest has issued the following Imperial
Ukase by His Imperial Majesty Nicholas III, Czar of Moscow, the
Third Rome, and All the Russias:

     We, Nicholas III, by Grace of God Emperor of Holy Russia, on
the reasoned advice of our Honorable Ministers of the Imperial
Cabinet, order:

     A.-  The motto of Our Imperial Dynasty shall be "The Truth
shall make you free".

     B.-  The official language at the Imperial Court shall be
Thessalian, in honor of Our Illustrious Ancestors.  Persons who do
not speak Thessalian fluently shall be allowed to speak at Court in
other languages they do know, as long as they attempt to speak
them with a Thessalian accent.

     C.-  All third-graders in all the schools, public and private, of
the Empire shall be taught Nilus's "Protocols" in the original.  All
sixth-graders shall be expected to be able to recite the entire text of
the "Protocols" by heart, and an annual prize shall be established for
the best essay on the "Protocols" by a sixth-grader.

     D.-  All secret societies, Masonic bodies, fraternities, sororities,
and similar organizations shall make available all their membership
lists and all other organization documents to Our Honorable
Minister for Religious Affairs, His All Holiness Metropolitan
Abdullah Ishihara, within fifteen days for his examination.

     E.-  The Feast Day of St. Nicholas, December 6, shall again be a
public holiday from now on to honor the Patron Saint of Holy
Russia.

     We call on the Holy Trinity to always guide Us in the execution
of Our Most Solemn Duties.  Finally, it is Our imperial pleasure to
extend holiday greetings to all Our loyal subjects.

     Nicholas III

     Dei Gratia Imperator Rossiae