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Holy shit!!! Another lunatic for Colleen / Saba to mentate with.

Joshua2
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PM Kansan1225 wrote:
>
>     It has been a very good year for CNN's roving correspondent
> Rhonda Schlepper.  Her big break came late last year when she
> used her clandestine Luciferian Masonic (CLuM) connections to
> substitute for Christiane "A Man" Amanpour, who was then in the
> family way.
>
> Since that time Ms. Schlepper has succeeded in interviewing the
> aging Adolf Schicklgruber over in Tierra del Fuego, the Land of
> Fire, as well as the little alien Elian when he still was in Mayami.
> Rhonda has just achieved another coup by being the first to
> interview international supermodel/actress Heidi Klum after her
> selection to play the young ingenue role in the major new motion
> picture "Fight all CLuMs and especially P. & U.K.E.", as Miss
> Jildau Van Nuys, Kansan1225's West Coast associate.
>
> Following are some excerpts from this interview.
>
> Rhonda Schlepper:  Heidi, you have a great modeling career,
> you have been on the cover of the "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit
> issue.  Why bother with acting in a movie?
>
> Heidi Klum:  Vy bozzer?  As an artiste I need to keep
> expanding my range.  It is an artistic necessity.
>
> R.S.:  What attracted you to this project?
>
> H.K.:  Last January I saw an Internet message titled "Klum a
> CLuM?".  You see, Claudia Shapiro, Laetitia Casta, and myself
> have a contest going, who vill get ze most mentions in ze
> Newsgroups.
>
> R.S.:  Claudia Shapiro?  Who is that?  Do you mean Claudia
> Schiffer?
>
> H.K.:  Ja, ja, Schiffer, zat is vat zey call her now.  But People
> back in Duesseldorf remember her Grandmother on Friday
> Evenings Candles to be lighting.
>
> R.S.  Now, now, Heidi, that is a little catty.  How could you say
> such things about your colleague and compatriot?
>
> H.K.  Vell, how could you explain all zat funny business
> betveen Claudia and David Copperfield, whose real name is David Kotkin?
>
> R.S.:  OK, so what happened after you found that Newsgroup
> message with your name?
>
> H.K.:  I read more and more of Kansan1225's messages and
> finally saw ze Truth.  I have now become a committed Christian
> and my first action vas to dedicate my cover photo on ze June issue
> of ze Victoria's Secret catalog to all zose who unceasingly verk for
> Truth, Justice and ze Christian Vay.
>
> R.S.:  But, after that change, you still allowed yourself to be
> selected as this year's "Queen of Halloween" by the Coors Brewing
> Company.
>
> H.K.:  Vell, yes.  You see, ze "Qveen of Halloveen" program is
> tied to a fundraising drive for St. Jude's children's hospitals.  I vas
> very proud to participate in zis Christian charity activity.
>
> R.S.:  OK, what other changes have come to your life since
> becoming acquainted with Kansan's writings?
>
> H.K.:  Vell, ve Dschermans, as cultural Leaders, for ze
> European Christian Civilization a much greater Responsibility to
> assume have.
>
> R.S.:  Have you ever met Kansan?  What is he like?
>
> H.K.  No, he is very reclusive.  He hardly ventures outside
> Mosquitoes anymore.  Some people say he is working for ze
> Jesuits.  Ozzers say he is an agent of ze Okhrana, ze Czar's secret
> police.
>
> R.S.:  He is sort of an international man of mystery.  Some
> people say he has infiltrated major international petrochemical
> corporations to discover their assets and report them to the Czar.
>
> H.K.  I don't know much about zat, but he speaks several
> languages, all of zem, however, vit a terrible accent.  Can you
> imagine Saudi Arabic, the language of al-Qur'an al-Kareem, ze so-
> called Noble Qur'an, vit a Vichita, Kansas, accent?
>
> R.S.:  Most people say that Kansan is not all there lately.  What
> do you think?
>
> H.K.:  Vell, I can understand vy zey might sink zat vey.  But I
> sink zat Kansan has ze seal of ze Holy Spirit.  Es ist geschrieben,
> "but ven it pleased God, who separated me from my mozzer's
> vomb, and called me by His Grace...", Paul's Letter to the
> Galatians, 1:15.  I feel zat Kansan vas selected by God ven still in
> his mozzer's vomb.
>
> R.S.:  Heidi, I am really surprised by your in-depth knowledge
> of Scripture.
>
> H.K.  Ze Holy Bible is much better zan Prozac.  Much, much
> better.

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