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Age of Consent Conspiracy Theories
by Jeremy Sapienza

I am an adult, as far as the Law is concerned. I can smoke
cigarettes, own property, hold a job, and kill people in foreign
countries for the government. I can sign a lease, own a shotgun,
cast a vote, and am expected to give part of my income to the
bureaucracy. Yes!  I can go hurtling down the pavement in a two
ton chunk of steel, within just feet of other vehicles...but I better not
even think of having a beer!
This has got to be one of the strangest phenomenons in American
culture. The double standard of adulthood. I have always hated the
fact that a "minor" could join the military, possibly putting himself
in harm's way, but could not smoke a cigarette, which contrary to
statist belief isn't nearly a millionth as evil as our imperialist
armed forces.
Since the moral or legislative basis of this phenomenon must be
absolutely ridiculous, and, as I have pointed out in previous
articles, I am magnetically drawn to theories of government-
orchestrated conspiracies, I will point out some things that I have
noticed in relation to the state's widely varying definitions of "minor"
and "adult."
Let's begin with military service. Why is it that the government has
decided that you are old enough, at 17, to have your limbs blown
off ina country whose name you cannot pronounce correctly, and
that you may murder in masses the inhabitants of a particular
country, but you cannot puff on a lit paper tube filled with dried, non-
hallucinogenic leaves? Because their aim is not to protect you from
harm. In this scenario you are one of two objects: a warrior getting
loot and exerting power and influence in foreign countries and
slaughtering anyone who objects, or a producer of wealth which
they will eventually loot from you to finance further mass
extranational murder sprees.  As long as they can put you in one
of the two categories, cannon fodder or host, they are content. If
you refuse to be filed into one of the two groups, you are in danger
of being annihilated by those whose wills you defy. The point is,
you have to be alive for them to feed off you. They don't care so
much if you die in the course of doing their bidding overseas. If
you're doing that, you probably weren't such superstar
entrepreneurial material anyhow.
For the same reason they restrict our smoking and drinking and
drug taking, they also let us drive cars, keep more than half of our
money, hold private property. They can't stop us from doing things
that annoy them slightly, things that they aren't allowed to deny
us. They have to keep us in a state of "unrealization"
so that we continue to produce for them. Exactly like Gene
Callahan's Matrix analogy. they have to keep the majority of us
content so that we ignore or never discover the evil goings-on of the
institutionalized force racket. And they need to allow us some
freedoms also so that they don't kill the economic goose that lays
the golden eggs that live in the nest that the government raids to
perpetuate its existence.
The only reason they let adults drink at all is because it was proven
in the 30s by such free-market heroes as Al Capone that they can't
stop it!
Back in my own personal Dark Ages, when I wasn't such a rabid
libertarian, I used to say that it is unfair for legislation to be enacted
governing the peaceful conduct of kids, because they cannot yet
vote. Now, in my Enlightenment, I realize that the statement is
correct, but its justification is flawed. Laws should not govern
children, or decide their "age of consent." The age at which
children mature varies between individuals. I wanted to drop out of
school and move out at 16. Many kids move out earlier, some stay
with their parents forever.
But the ability to vote has nothing to do with whether one should be
governed by others. None of us are morally beholden to any
mandate of any government or any majority. It is wise to obey
enforceable laws, nonetheless, because the bureaucrats have to
legal right to relieve you of your life.
I remember this every time I drive home from a friend's house after
I've had a beer or two. I'm not a heavy drinker, and I've never
given myself the chance to drive drunk, but Blood Alcohol Content
computers don't determine if you are impaired, just that you have
had a certain amount of spirituous beverage. Same goes for the
jack-booted thugs we call "police." And if I'm caught with any liquor
on my breath, regardless of the amount, I'll be in big trouble with
Mr. Thug and his buddies because I'm under the federally
mandated drinking age.
It's a good thing that I completely ignored the laws governing
nightclub and bar entry when I was younger. I started going out and
partying when I was 15. Now, close to my 21st birthday, it's all out
of my system, and I'm a productive member of society, instead of
living off my parent's (or the government's) financial teat and just
beginning to drink myself into a stupor until I'm 28. I just want to be
able to go to a comedy club with my friends after work.
Oh, well, only a little under a month to go until I'm "legal!"

December 25, 2000

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