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This must have been written when someone was on drugs.
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On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 13:49:44 -0800 radman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
> -Caveat Lector-
>
> From: "Students for an Undemocratic Society"
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: January 10, 2001
> Subject: Join Students for an Undemocratic Society!
>
> WHO ARE STUDENTS FOR AN UNDEMOCRATIC SOCIETY?
> We are the children of the political, military, and business elites
> of
> America. We have worked for years to undermine democracy worldwide,
> and
> seek to celebrate the fact that-with the installation of presidents
> Cheney
> and Bush-even the pretense of American democracy has at last been
> cast
> aside. We march in support of the property-owning, white
> heterosexual male
> who rules by violence.
>
> THE SUDS STATEMENT:
> Feel free to use, abuse, or alter:
>
> KNEEL BEFORE BUSH! KNEEL BEFORE CHENEY!
>
> Mobutu. Suharto. Fujimori.
> For decades, the United States has propped up tin-plated despots not
> only in
> Zaire, Indonesia, and Peru, but all over the world. Yet we are the
> largest
> imperial power on earth. Shouldn't we have a strongman of our very
> own?
>
> PRESIDENT BUSH? TRY, "EMPEROR BUSH!"
> It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? We all know that America has
> never
> really been a true democracy. But in this election, when we bought
> Dick and
> George to the tune of $191,617,196 (and, just to hedge our bets,
> Gore for
> $132,624,544); disenfranchised black voters in Florida (and all over
> the
> country!); and, finally, had a corrupt, nepotistic right-wing
> Supreme Court
> install our boys, in the tradition of such great decisions as Dred
> Scott and
> Plessy v. Ferguson: well, we did away with even the pretense of
> American
> democracy. And for that we're proud.
>
> WHOSE STREETS? NOT YOURS!
> Let's face it-our idiot boy-king and his retainer are in charge now
> whether
> you like it or not. And you had better like it if you don't want to
> end up
> in a Mississippi work camp after the 2003 purges! Here's a simple
> guide
> that will help you stop thinking and relinquish control to us, your
> rightful
> masters.
>
> KNOW YOUR RIGHTS-KNOW YOUR PLACE!
> Give up that pesky identity and join us! It feels good to sublimate
> your
> individuality to the machine. Feeling a little "warm in the pants"
> for
> someone of the same gender, or of a different race? Or someone
> you're not
> married to? Or yourself? In fact, are you feeling "warm in the
> pants" at
> all? Take a cold shower, hoss. Once Attorney General Ashcroft
> (soon to be
> "Minister of Death Ashcroft") is sworn in, sex is for procreation
> only.
> Under penalty of castration!
>
> Feeling "strange," or "angry?" Like you might need to "express
> yourself"
> through artwork, or even worse, by speaking or assembling freely?
> Or maybe
> you've got a gripe against your boss, your landlord, your bank?
> Well, shut
> up and get back to work. "What about the first amendment?," you
> ask. Shut
> up and get back to work, we say again, more loudly, this time
> brandishing
> our horsewhip.
>
> Maybe you were born "different." Maybe you're strange-looking, or
> unable to
> walk, or have "non-white" skin. Well, we property-owning
> heterosexual white
> Christian males know that's not your fault. Stay out of trouble,
> keep your
> head down, and do everything we say, and maybe we'll find a nice job
> for
> you. Just like Clarence Thomas!
>
> MORE PRISONS-MORE PROFIT!
> We SUDS are proud of the fact that, with 690 prisoners for every
> 100,000
> people, the US is the world leader in rates of incarceration!
> That's a
> six-fold increase since 1970! One in three black males between the
> ages of
> 20-29 are under some type of correctional control (1 in 15 white and
> 1 in 8
> Hispanic). And with Presidents Cheney and Bush in office-George
> presided
> over a whopping 152 executions in the state of Texas!-it's only
> going to get
> better (for us. For you, it's going to get worse). And with
> Minister of
> Death Ashcroft, who has praised Confederate slave-holders, is cuddly
> with
> Bob Jones University, and has called addicts seeking treatment "the
> lowest
> and the least," we're looking at death-camp, USA! With our new
> "Vassalage
> 21" initiative, we're hoping to have 87% of the male population
> behind bars
> by 2004. Think of the possibilities: no tipping, your waiter's on a
> work-release program! Your caddy gives you sass? Give HIM a lethal
> injection! Since 1995, the US has spent $5.1 Billion in new prison
> construction alone! That translates into LOTS of cheap labor:
> future Health
> & Human Services Secretary (soon to be "Minister of Pestilence")
> Tommy
> Thompson passed a budget as Governor of Wisconsin allowing
> commercial
> entities to use prison facilities and labor for manufacturing
> purposes, just
> like they do in California, Tennessee, Kansas, Ohio, Oregon, Texas,
> Nevada,
> and Iowa! The Correctional Industries Association estimates that in
> 2000,
> 30 percent of America's inmate population labored to create nearly
> $9
> billion in sales for private business interests like McDonald's,
> Kmart, JC
> Penney, Eddie Bauer, Honda, and TWA! And that lily-livered Clinton
> may have
> made a whole bunch of offenses now punishable by death, but you
> ain't seen
> nothin' yet! Coming soon: sodomy, dissent, and failure to kneel
> before the
> Presidents-and you're drawn and quartered!
>
> YOU SAY "SWEATSHOP" - WE SAY "SWELLFARE!"
> With all those men locked up, that leaves a heck of a lot of women!
> And
> while our "No Sex-No Way" initiative is sure to keep them from
> reproducing,
> we'll still need to keep them busy. With the US' continued support
> of the
> business-friendly, people-hostile World Trade Organization, we'll
> keep women
> chained to sewing machines from China to Nicaragua-and with Labor
> Secretary
> (soon to be "Minister of Slavery") Linda Chavez in place, we'll have
> the
> same thing here! Once we're done eliminating the last vestiges of
> the
> welfare state, those women across the country without education,
> opportunity, or stable families will make for great cheap labor-and
> once
> Minister Chavez gets her hands the minimum wage and the Occupational
> Safety
> and Health Act, we'll have the people where we want them-in labor
> camps!
>
> TREES: A THREAT TO AMERICAN PROSPERITY
> For years, we've been hearing overpaid eggheads talk nonsense about
> "ecosystems" and the "animal kingdom." Well, if they were so smart,
> they'd
> be working for the Pentagon, wouldn't they? Sure, it would be nice
> if we
> could all have lush, tree-lined estates. But you can't. So shut up
> and get
> back to work. Under our new Secretary of the Interior ("Minister of
> Pavement") Gale Norton, you can kiss Mother Nature goodbye! As
> Attorney
> General of Colorado, she presided over that state's worst
> environmental
> disaster ever: a spill of cyanide and acidic water from a the
> Summitville
> Consolidated Mining Corporation that killed virtually every living
> thing in
> a 17-mile stretch of the Alamosa River! Then she had taxpayers foot
> a
> cleanup bill of $150 million! It may take decades before clean
> water runs
> year-round through the Alamosa, but Minister Norton didn't even try
> to press
> criminal charges! Because she believes in allowing the mining,
> timber and
> oil industries to police themselves. That's right: harsh state
> repression
> on individuals, but none on businesses. Always remember: people
> aren't
> people. Corporations are people.
>
> OBEY! LOVE AND HONOR ALL YOU WANT, BUT DEFINITELY OBEY.
> People say that we're "sexist." Oh, how little they know, those
> empty-headed females! In fact, we support 100% this statement from
> the
> feminist icon Simone de Beauvior: "There are two kinds of people:
> human
> beings and women." And we fully support a woman's right to choose
> not to
> have sex (except in cases of rape, incest, or life of the mother).
>
> EAT THE POOR!
> Just kidding. They're probably too tough anyway. But we sure will
> bury
> them! Here is our three-point solution for dealing with poverty:
>
> Child hunger: according to the United Nations, an estimated 22.4
> percent of
> American children live below the poverty line. And almost half of
> them
> (about 10 million families) didn't have enough to eat this year.
> "Wait,"
> you say, "there's plenty of food to go around!" Well, first of all,
> shut up
> and get back to work. Second of all, feeding hungry children just
> isn't in
> the best interests of agribusiness. And third of all, screw them!
> Suffering breeds character! As a solution for this problem, we've
> taken a
> page from a fellow named Malthus: let's "thin the herd!"
>
> Child immunization: We opt for the "free-market" solution! FINAL
> solution,
> that is! The US Center for Disease Control estimates that only 37
> to 56
> percent of American two-year-olds are immunized. In some inner
> cities the
> rate is as low as 10 percent. Calcutta, Lagos, and Mexico City all
> have
> higher child immunization rates than Washington, DC, New York, or
> even the
> U.S. as a whole. We say: even 10 percent is too much! By 2004, we
> hope to
> have an immunization rate of one percent (our children)! Death is
> good for
> the soul!
>
> Homelessness: We've got homes lined up and waiting for them: the
> homes that
> you "politically correct" types like to call "correctional
> facilities!"
>
> BOMBS NOT FOOD
> We won't lift a finger to help anybody, but we'll go out of our way
> to kill
> them! You know why? Because we're evil, stupid! Now shut up and
> get back
> to work. According to the Center for Defense Information, the $305
> billion
> U.S. military budget request for 2001 is more than five times larger
> than
> that of Russia, the second largest spender! It's more than
> twenty-two times
> as large as the combined spending of the seven "rogue states" (Cuba,
> Iran,
> Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Sudan and Syria)! It's more than the
> combined
> spending of the next twelve nations! And as soon as we get going
> throwing
> money at that "Star Wars" missile defense system that's politically
> popular
> because it makes people less anxious about nuclear war but doesn't
> actually
> work, we're going to roll out our newest, state-of-the-art
> defense/entertainment programs:
> "Aliens:" makes bug-like homunculi pop out of Fidel Castro's
> stomach!
> "Battlefield Earth:" life-size lead John Travolta statues are
> dropped on
> Sudanese children's hospitals!
> "Night of the Living Dead:" those Republican rent-a-mob protestors
> from
> Florida are sent to North Korea with Wayne Newton and a
> football-sized
> tactical nuclear bomb!
> Will these programs work? Who cares? They'll make us lots of money
> and
> we'll get to blow stuff up and kill people!
>
> IN CONCLUSION
> Union members? People of color? Feminists? Homosexuals?
> Environmentalists? Radicals?
> DON'T LET THE SUN SET ON YOU HERE.
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