-Caveat Lector-
(honors to Julie Brown; "Earth Girls are Easy")
"I'm A Blonde!"
Because I'm a blonde, I don't have to think.
I talk like a baby, and I [don't] pay for drinks.
Never have to worry 'bout gettin['] a man
[As long as I] keep this blond and I keep these tan,
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see people working and it only makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work; I just have to [j]iggle.
I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D[-E].
I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook.
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me,
But I have this philosophy:
So what?
I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em,
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em,
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.
They say that to make it, you need talent and ambition.
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:
Umm ... okay ... what was it? ... umm ...
Don't tell me ... Oh, yeah, okay.
[Duck], Magnum, [duck]!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I took a VD test, and I passed it, of course.
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche,
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-[O]-N-D[-E].
I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?
I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
And my goal is to become a vetrinarian [']cause I love children.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Other girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true.
With my hair and body, you would be too.
I'm a blonde, B-L- ... oh whatever,
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah!
_____________________________
For the list's delectation . . .
Jenny Decker (brunette)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Ynr Chyldz Wyld" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Sunday, February 04, 2001 11:37 AM
Subject: Re: [CTRL] UPI: Gephardt asks Bush to re-nominate White
> -Caveat Lector-
>
> From: "Aleisha Saba" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > They were speaking of moonshine.....days of speakeasies with crooked
> > police receiving money from the mob.....liquors that sometimes a person
> > would go to bed at night and wake up bliond in the morning
>
> "bliond"?
>
> Is that a word meaning that they would wake up in the morning not being
able to see PLUS with yellow hair? Or
> perhaps they woke up WITH a blonde? ;-)
>
> Aleisha, no matter what color YOUR hair is I suspect that every time you
wake up, you wake up not only blind,
> but blonde, for by what you post to this list you seem to be constantly in
the thralls of a 'blonde moment'...
>
>
> June (brunette)
>
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