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At 09:06 AM 5/10/01 -0700, you wrote:
>-Caveat Lector-
>
>A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
>exchange:
>
>Officer:
>May I see your driver's license?
>
>Driver:
>I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
>
>Officer:
>May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
>
>Driver:
>It's not my car. I stole it.
>
>Officer:
>The car is stolen?
>
>Driver:
>That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in
>the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
>
>Officer:
>There's a gun in the glove box?
>
>Driver:
>Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who
>owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
>
>Officer:
>There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
>
>Driver:
>Yes, sir.
>
>Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
>quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
>handle the tense situation:
>
>Captain:
>Sir, can I see your license?
>
>Driver:
> Sure. Here it is.
>
>It was valid.
>
>Captain:
>Who's car is this?
>
>Driver:
>It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.
>
>The driver owned the car.
>
>Captain:
>Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in
>it?
>
>Driver:
>Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
>
>Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
>
>Captain:
>Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in
>it.
>
>Driver:
>No problem.
>
>Trunk is opened; no body.
>
>Captain:
>I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you
>didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and
>that there was a dead body in the trunk.
>
>Driver:
>Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.
>
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