-Caveat Lector- visit my web site at http://www.voicenet.com/~wbacon My ICQ# is 79071904 for a precise list of the powers of the Federal Government linkto: http://www.voicenet.com/~wbacon/Enumerated.html ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Fri, 08 Jun 2001 21:12:00 -0700 From: Sylvia <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: "[EMAIL PROTECTED]" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Jim <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: [Politics] [Fwd: A true American?!?! Best forward I've ever read!!!] ============================================================ Feeling blue about the state of your email inbox? Then you'll be tickled pink to hear about our free email organization solution. Learn more at http://click.topica.com/caaabBybz8RyXa86V89a/register ============================================================ This pretty much says it all. > Subject: A True American > I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. > I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my > family, not some midlevel governmental functionary > with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to > crack addicts squirting out babies. > I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy > Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. > I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. > I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. > I don't think being a minority makes you noble or > victimized. > I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd > better do it in English. > I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a > shield for unpopular opinions or actions. > I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. > I think that being a student doesn't give you any more > enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if > your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy > ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun > to be enlightened. > I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her > God. > Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian. > My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever > canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. > I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. > I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time > arguing about it. > I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all > those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a > long winter? > I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't > wander forty years in the desert after getting chased > out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been > persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so > shut-the-####-up already. > I want to know which church is it exactly where the > Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get > his money. And why is he always part of the problem > and not the solution. > I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry > ass if you're running from them. > I also think they have the right to pull your ass over > if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color > you are. > I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot > works, I don't want you deciding who should be running > the most powerful nation the world for the next four > years. > I hate those bastards standing in the intersections > trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into > making 'donations' to their cause. These people > should be targets. > I think if you are in the passing lane, and not > passing, your license should be revoked, and you > should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to > never delay the rest of us again. > I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect > food. > I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a > child, it takes two parents. > I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want > them, but please don't pretend they are a political > statement. > I think Dr. Seuss was a genius. > I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how > desperately the mainstream media would like the world > to believe otherwise. > I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is > sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies > when you are President of the United States. > If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD > American. > If you too are a BAD American please forward this to > everyone you know. 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