DO-GOODERS! by: Thurman D. Bevlin P.M. (Secretary of Turkey Creek Lodge No. 248 F. & A.M.,Turkey Creek, FL) There is the incident of the Irish cop who stopped a car full of Shriners for speeding. When he was that, they were wearing fezes he said, "Oh! Your Shriners are you. Then I will let you off this time because they do a lot of good. BUT if you were Masons I' d run you all in." by: LARS HOLSTAD (St.Andrew Lodge St. Eystein Trondheim, NORWAY) - I found this text on a cup in a lodge in Ireland: "OLD MASONS NEVER DIE, BUT YOU' LL HAVE TO JOIN TO FIND OUT WHY" by: [EMAIL PROTECTED] A fella was being hanged for horse thieving in the old west. As he was placed on the gallows, the hangman asked if he had any last words. The fella said "yes, I just want to say that this whole thing is a Masonic conspiracy." "The man who owns the horse is a Mason, and the Sheriff and most of the Posse were masons." "The Judge is a Mason, and so were both of the attorneys." "And I know I saw Masonic pins on the lapels of most of the jury." "Ridiculous" said the hangman, "you were caught and convicted, fair and square.... Now; step off with your left foot by one upright regular step... by: [EMAIL PROTECTED] The local doctor was called to the house of the Senior Deacon whose wife was seriously ill. "Please doctor, save her," cried the Deacon. "I will pay anything, even if I have to sell everything I own." "But what if I cannot save her?" asked the doctor shrewdly. "I will pay you whether you cure her or kill her!" cried the Deacon. A week later the poor woman died. The doctor sent the Deacon a huge bill. The Deacon suggested they went to the Grand Lodge and let the Grand Secretary arbitrate and they would both be bound by the decision. This was agreed. The Grand Secretary who knew the doctors reputation asked, "What was the agreement?" "He agreed to pay me for treating his wife whether I cured her or killed her" "And did you cure her?" "No." "Did you kill her?" "Certainly not!" replied the doctor. Said the Grand Secretary, "Under what contract are you claiming your fees?" by: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Question: How many masons does it take to screw-in a light bulb? Answer: I cannot tell you. It is a secret! Masonic Brew... It was a humid, hot summer night in an Irish lodge in the Far East and the air-conditioner in the temple had broken down. After sweating their way through part of the ritual, the WM addressed the new candidate, asking him what he most desired. "A beer...." gasped the candidate. "Light! light!" whispered the conductor franticly into his ear. "Oh yes....", exclaimed the candidate. "A lite beer!" Allied Masonic Organizations Masonic Links "When a Man is a Mason" SABA NOTE: Real Men, Are Masons....but this one guy - he hangman, - sounded like a traffic cop making his target walk the line.......
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