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The Politically Correct Twelve Days
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival,
Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship to
me:
a.. TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual
drumming,
b.. ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of
members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for
in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a
note) c. TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the
patriarchal ruling class system leaping d. NINE persons engaged in
rhythmic self-expression e. EIGHT economically disadvantaged female
persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine- Americans f.
SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands g.
SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal
products, h. FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced
domestic incarceration. NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation
Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling
birds, hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native
habitat. To avoid further Animal-American enslavement, the remaining
gift package has been revised. a. FOUR hours of recorded whale songs
b. THREE deconstructionist poets c. TWO Sierra Club calendars
printed on recycled processed tree carcasses, and d. ONE Spotted Owl
activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
Merry Christmas. Happy Chanukah. Good Kwanzaa. Blessed Yule. Oh,
heck!
Happy Holidays!!!! *
*Unless, of course, you are suffering from Seasonally Affected
Disorder (SAD). If this be the case, please substitute this
gratuitous call for celebration with suggestion that you have a
thoroughly adequate day.
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