-Caveat Lector- I live near Fairfax, CA and the idea of this area given in this typical WorldNet turgid parody of a news article is ridiculous. '-( (lost eye due to WND extremists)
Steve On 13 Dec 01, at 1:57, Euphorian wrote: > -Caveat Lector- > > From WND > > }}}>Begin > This is a WorldNetDaily printer-friendly version of the article which > follows. > To view this item online, visit http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/ > article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=25655 > > Wednesday, December 12, 2001 > > When Johnny comes slinking home > > By Ann Coulter > > © 2001 Universal Press Syndicate > > We can only hope the government will deal with California Talibanist > John Walker as harshly as it did with Elian Gonzalez. > > Encouraged by his indulgent liberal boomer parents to find his own > spiritual path, Walker responded predictably – and quickly became a > walking left- wing cliché. The one spiritual path it is absolutely > positively certain Walker could never have chosen is one founded in > Scripture. > > In his hometown of Fairfax, Calif., the conventional spiritual paths > include Taoism, Hinduism, Buddhism, Islam, Sufism, Rastafarianism, > Native American spirituality and voodoo. But according to the Boston > Globe, "only 12 percent of residents attend traditional churches or > synagogues." > > Walker's mother left Christianity to become a Buddhist. At his "alternative" school, >Walker was s teeped in Native American spirituality. He was named after John Lennon. If there were a goofy cult that deified cheese doodl > es, liberals would ponder its deeper meaning and treat it with respect. The only >thing John Walke r could have done to shock the neighbors would have been to take off and follow Bob Jones. > > Alas, Walker was no nonconformist. It was "The Autobiography of Malcolm X" that >shook him to the core at age 16, persuading him to become a Muslim. > > Has anyone read "The Autobiography of Malcolm X"? Here's a passage in which Mr. X >describes his o wn education in Islam, as taught by his brother Reginald, whose "approach was so effective": > > "The white man is the devil." > > He told me that all whites knew they were devils -- "especially Masons." > > I said, "Without any exception?" > > "Without any exception." > > "What about Hymie?" > > "What is it if I let you make 500 dollars to let me make 10,000?" > > After Reginald left, I thought. I thought. Thought. > > Yes, that is something to think about. (I always knew there was something funny >about those Mason s.) This was the turning point in Walker's spiritual journey. > > He became a Muslim and ended up fighting with the Taliban against America. (Maybe >this conflict d oes have something to do with Islam.) While studying at an Islamic school in Pakistan, he said he m et "many people connected > with the Taliban" and his "heart became attached to that." The Taliban may execute >people for sp ort, blow up thousand-year-old Buddhist statues, treat women like goats (and vice versa) -- but at least they aren't sneaky > Luciferian Masons! > > With the deep grounding he found in Islam, Walker couldn't even settle on a name for >himself. He called himself variously "Sulayman Al-Lindh," "Sulayman Faris" and – his nom de jihad – "Abdul Hami d." (So it's not quite ac > curate to say – as various news outlets do – that he "goes by his mother's last >name." He goes by a lot of names, none of them "Walker.") > > Now there's the question of what to do with this perfect fruition of phony left-wing >non-judgment alism. > > Since the government that stole Abdul's heart is not a signatory to the Geneva >Convention, he cou ld be shot. But the government he was fighting against is too nice to do that. America abides by th e Geneva Convention even > in conflicts with belligerents who do not. (It comes with the territory of being the >Great Satan. ) Consequently, if Abdul is treated simply as a POW, he is entitled to be repatriated when the war is over. > > He could also be tried for treason. As defined in the Constitution, treason consists >of "levying war against" the United States, "adhering" to America's enemies or giving them "aid and comfort." T aking up arms against the > United States on the side of the Taliban is, as the movie title says, "as good as >it gets." > > Though the Constitution requires only "two witnesses to the same overt act" for a >treason convict ion, thanks to the miracle of television, there are millions of witnesses to Abdul's treason. > > Indeed, it appears that Abdul's only defense to treason – apart from the Ezra Pound >insanity defe nse – is to claim that he has already renounced his U.S. citizenship. He has certainly committed on e of the predicate acts f > or a loss of citizenship under federal law by "entering, or serving in, the armed >forces of a for eign state ... engaged in hostilities against the United States." The law also requires him to prov e, however, that he did s > o "with the intention of relinquishing United States nationality." There is scant >evidence for th at. > > The only downside to a trial in the United States is that it would be a trial in the >United State s. It's interesting that wide swaths of the public instantly warm to the idea of any proceeding for suspected terrorists and > traitors – other than a criminal trial. All you have to do is invoke the name "O.J." > > A win-win solution might be to turn Abdul over to the justice system of the natives. >Abdul was a prisoner during the uprising in which CIA agent Michael Spann was killed. Having laid down their ar ms, the mutinous prisoner > s are not protected under the Geneva Convention. If Abdul participated in the >uprising, he may ha ve violated Afghan criminal law. > > The new Afghan government is likely not to be so punctilious about evidence and >procedure as the Great Satan is. But at least Abdul could rest assured that there would be absolutely no Masons on t he jury. > > > > Related Offers: > > "High Crimes and Misdemeanors" > Get Ann Coulter's scathing case against Bill Clinton. > > "The 7 Myths of Gun Control" > Get the ultimate answer book on 2nd Amendment rights! > > Now available from WorldNetDaily's online store! > > > > Ann Coulter, well-known for her television appearances as a political > analyst, is an attorney and self-described "bomb thrower" who has > been dubbed "the Abbie Hoffman of the Right." 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