-Caveat Lector- We suspect there will be an exploding Santa somewhere. It would be very bad but not unexpected these days. And he would probably be full of anthrax.
Steve (Just kidding, not to be taken as a threat, FBI, etc.) On 18 Dec 01, at 23:26, Edward Britton wrote: > -Caveat Lector- > > Source: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/011218/80/cm1a0.html > > Tuesday December 18, 09:30 PM > > Santa shoots woman > > SAO PAULO (Reuters) - A man in a Santa suit set aside his bag of gifts, > drew a gun from his trademark black belt and shot a woman on a Sao Paulo > street, wounding her in the wrist and face. > > > The unidentified Santa was handing out candy to motorists stopped at a > traffic light when he yanked the draw strings on his bag of sweets, pulled > a revolver from his belt and fired at a woman who was entering her car > parked nearby, said a spokesman at the Sao Paulo police department. > > > "The woman was wounded in her wrist and face but was not seriously hurt," > said the spokeswoman. She said the incident did not appear to be a botched > robbery but gave no other explanation for the shooting. > > > A witness helped police artists draw up a composite sketch of the shooter > Santa after she saw him with his beard, red suit and gloves removed. Those > items, along with the gun, were recovered by police. > > > Local media reported the woman was involved in a paternity suit and said > police were investigating the crime as a possible act of retaliation. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` > > Source: http://www.drudgereport.com/flash4.htm > > Child Santa booted out of mall > Tue Dec 18 2001 19:43:34 ET > > A 6-year-old boy who dressed up like Santa Claus and handed out presents > from a big red bag was told to take his cheer somewhere else by a shopping > mall in Washington state. > > "I was cuter than their Santa!" Joel Demmon declared Monday. > > The 4-foot-2 first grader has been donning a red suit and flowing white > beard for two years and giving away presents at malls and stores, his > mother told KOMO-TV. > > "People stop for a moment while this little Santa gives them a present, and > their face lights up, his face lights up, and it's just a moment of > happiness," she explained. > > The boy cried after an employee of the Bellis Fair Mall in north Bellingham > ordered him out over the weekend, saying he was competing with the mall's > own Santa and creating liability issues by giving out toys. > > Bellis Fair spokeswoman Mary Vermillion said the would-be St. Nick got the > boot "in fairness to everybody who wants access to the mall, so we avoid > any unfortunate situations." > > Joel has continued his gift-giving elsewhere in the town of 60,000, located > 90 miles north of Seattle. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2001581148,00.html > > Bare botto in the grotto > > A CHEEKY Santa has been given the bum’s rush by Harrods’ bosses — for > baring his botto in their grotto. > > Managers have sacked him and his little helpers after the unnamed Father > Christmas stripped off. > > They took an after-hours photo of Santa wearing nothing but his boots to > boost the festive spirits of staff at the posh London store. > > But the prank was rumbled when frosty bosses discovered the snaps of the > out-of-work actor. > > And instead of any more Ho Ho Ho, Santa was told to Go Go Go. > > The girl student who took the snap was also axed and the staffer who > printed the photo was ordered to resign. > > A Harrods’ spokesman said: “The photo was not obscene and we recognised it > was a prank. Nevertheless it was unacceptable behaviour.” > > A colleague said: “The photo was a bit of a laugh. It happened at the end > of a long day and a few people decided to let off steam. > > “But Harrods are very protective of their Santa and say he is the only real > one around.” > > DO you know the saucy Santa or his helpers? Ring us on 020 7782 4105 and > we’ll call you right back. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Source: http://dailynews.yahoo.com/htx/nm/20011218/od/santa_dc_1.html > > Tuesday December 18 8:38 AM ET > > Santa Falls Foul of Anti-Terrorism Laws > > OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canadian police, taking advantage of sweeping new > anti-terrorism legislation, arrested Santa Claus on the grounds that he had > a beard, was behaving suspiciously and, in all likelihood, belonged to a > underground cell. Or so demonstrators would have you believe. > > The ``arrest'' Monday was stage-managed by local pro-democracy activists > who say that the legislation -- which the Senate, or upper house of > Parliament, was due to start debating later Monday -- will destroy many > civil liberties. > > The law, the brainchild of Justice Minister Anne McLellan, and passed > already by the House of Commons, will ban fund-raising by terrorist groups, > widen wiretapping authority and allow police to make preventive arrests of > people they think would engage in terrorism. > > As thick snow fell across Parliament Hill in Ottawa, a small crowd of > demonstrators watched an actor dressed as a policeman handcuff a protesting > Santa and take him away. > > ``We're sorry to say that Santa has been put on the list of terrorists and > he is being arrested today because of concerns by Anne McLellan that he > might be up to no good,'' said local activist Betty-Anne Daviss. > > As Santa was hauled off to meet his fate, fellow demonstrator Ken Johnson > said it was clear the suspect was part of a larger organization. > > ``They're clearly in cahoots across the country, all these people doing > very similar and weird things, spending time in shopping malls and waving > in parades. 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