-Caveat Lector- The below sounds like Colleen's usual unique 'interpretation' of Bible Scripture....
June [Original Message] >Subject: From "Car and Driver" Feb. 2002 issue: > >Most people assume "WWJD" stands for "What Would Jesus Do?" But the >initials really stand for "What Would Jesus Drive?" > >One theory is He would drive a Plymouth because the Bible says God drove >Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden "in a Fury", but in Psalm 83, the >Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo -- the passage urges the Lord >to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your >Storm." > >Perhaps God favors Dodge trucks because Moses' followers are warned not >to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." Maybe it >was a Honda -- in St. John's gospel, Christ tells the crowd, "For I did >not speak of my own Accord." Following the Master's lead, "the Apostles >were in one Accord", a car pool. > >Meanwhile, Moses rode an old Brit motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible >passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the >hills." Brings new meaning to the song "Jesus Built My Hot Rod", doesn' <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/";>ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
