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# Fringes of: Science, Faith, Paranormal, Conspiracy, Sex, Dope, Art, etc. # Confused? See the disclaimers & excuses at http://skeptilog.pitas.com/ # No artificially-intelligent granola was harmed to produce this bulletin. _ _ _ _ _ * Analysing masses of UFO data - a nearly insurmountable problem - I need a drink: http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/apr/m08-013.shtml * 'Miraculous phenomenon' of 3 lamps burning without oil for 20 years!!!!!! Atomic? http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow.asp?art_Id=4295842 * She's Pregnant With Clone: http://ufocity.com/breaking.cfm?NewsID=1084 * Hunting Cryptobeasts http://www.csmonitor.com/2002/0409/p18s04-hfks.html * Waco (Branch Davidian) and Bethlehem (Church Of The Nativity) Standoff Similarities: http://www.rense.com/general22/wacoChurchNativity.htm Can Branch Davidians and Palestinians burn miraculously without oil for 20 years or even 8 nights? Are you pregnant with UFO clones? Is yer Sasquatch? _ _ _ _ _ * Cursed diamond tops Queen Mum's coffin - royal astrologers gleeful at prospects for disaster!! http://uk.news.yahoo.com/020405/80/cvuvg.html * Shrunken human head disappears from museum - IRA, PLO, CIA, MI5, MSC all disclaim responsibility http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_561242.html * Banks witness increase in cranky customers during full moon - "Did you go postal yesterday?" http://www.helsinki-hs.net/news.asp?id=20020403IE2 * Holistic horseshit http://cgi.citizen-times.com/cgi-bin/story/faith/10447 * And Tai Chi Too!! http://www.meadvilletribune.com/news/news0405c.html Do you practice Tai Chi while juggling cursed jewels & shrunken heads & bad coffee? Does holistic imaging improve your mood in certain lunar phases?? _ _ _ _ _ * Atheists believe in a godless universe. Buddhists believe in a formless universe. Lovecraftians believe in a mindless universe. And nihilists believe in a pointless universe. http://memepool.com/Subject/Religion/ * Sleep Death Terror: http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/nsleep2.htm * Highway To Hell: http://www.roanoke.com/roatimes/news/story128401.html * Xology http://www.somethingawful.com/archives/news-archive-3-4-2002.htm * Scientology, STOP!! http://www.wfts.com/stories/020405scientology.shtml * The Flood! The Flood! http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/jd0408.htm Is your universe godless/formless/mindless/pointless/foodless/sexless? Why? Is your universe flooded with hackers/roaches/preachers/skeptics/dogs? How? _ _ _ _ _ * Nazis, clairvoyants and robots - but it's not as simple as that: http://www.salon.com/people/letters/2002/03/01/hanussen/index.html * Cretinist swine maliciously hijack, distort work of perfectly good prof: http://news.independent.co.uk/world/science_medical/story.jsp?story=283041 * Do androids dream of First Amendment rights, the same as me and you? http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/2002/02/25/afghan_robot/index.html * Flesh, robots and God - Are they becoming us or are we becoming them? http://salon.com/people/feature/2002/02/25/flesh_machines/index.html Have fundamentalist androids invaded/stolen/twisted your thoughts/work/sex? Have you become robotic/divine/human/fascist lately? Do ya have any rights? _ _ _ _ _ "Where there is no imagination there is no horror." --AC Doyle # Rev. R.Carter, ULC * http://www.sonic.net/~ric * FAX: 561-423-6102 # These bulletins are now posted online: http://skeptinews.pitas.com # To get this in realtime, subscribe: http://sonic.net/~ric/vsub.htm <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/";>ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
