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TOP TEN BIBLICAL WAYS TO WAGE WAR AGAINST THE TALIBAN:
Dancing in Taliban Blood: God's 10 Secrets for the Perfect War!
In this age of the secularization (Satanization) of society, America’s 21st century
soldiers may not know how God wants them to behave while fighting our enemies.
The following are the 10 most prominent Biblical tips for waging a Godly war in the
Middle East.
10.AFTER CONQUERING A CITY, IF YOU FIND A DECENT LOOKING WOMAN
UNDER ONE OF THOSE BEE KEEPER OUTFITS, MAKE HER YOUR SLAVE.
“And when the Lord thy God hath delivered [a city] into thine hands, thou shalt smite
every male thereof with the edge of the sword: But the women, and the little ones,
and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou
take unto
thyself” (Deuteronomy 20:13-14).
“And they warred against the Midianites, as the LORD commanded Moses; and they
slew all the males. . . . And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian
captives, and their little ones, and took the spoil of all their cattle, and all their
flocks,
and all their goods” (Numbers 31:7-9).
9.THOUGH INCONVENIENT, WHEN KILLING THE PEOPLE, BE SURE TO NOT
TO HURT THEIR TREES (‘CAUSE THAT WOULD BE WASTEFUL).
“When thou shalt besiege a city a long time, in making war against it to take it, thou
shalt not destroy the trees thereof by forcing an axe against them: for thou mayeth
eat of them, and thou shalt not cut them down (for the tree of the field is man’s
life) to
employ them in the siege” (Deuteronomy 20:19).
8.DON’T STOP WITH KILLING THEIR SOLDIERS. RUB IT IN. DIP YOUR FEET IN
THEIR BLOOD AND LET YOUR DOGS DRINK IT.
“But God shall wound the head of his enemies, and the hairy scalp of such an one as
goeth on still in his trespasses. The Lord said, I will bring again from Bashan, I will
bring my people again from the depths of the sea: That thy foot may be dipped in the
blood of thine enemies, and the tongue of thy dogs in the same” (Psalms 68:21-23).
7.DON’T ANONYMOUSLY KILL BIN LADEN AND OMAR IN A BOMBING RAID.
AFTER KILLING THEIR FOLLOWERS, PUBLICLY HANG THEM FOR ALL TO SEE.
“For Joshua drew not his hand back, wherewith he stretched out the spear, until he
had utterly destroyed all the inhabitants of Ai. . . . And Joshua burnt Ai, and made it
an heap for ever, even a desolation unto this day. And the king of Ai he hanged on a
tree until eventide” (Joshua 8:26-29).
6.GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE. CUT OFF THEIR HANDS
AND FEET BEFORE HANGING THEM.
“And David commanded his young men, and they slew them, and cut off their hands
and their feet, and hanged them up over the pool in Hebron” (2 Samuel 4:12).
5.NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH THE ENEMY. KILL THEM, SHOWING NO MERCY
AT ALL.
“And when the Lord thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them,
and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy
unto them” (Deuteronomy 7:2).
4.DON’T BE A SISSY. HAVE NO COMPASSION FOR THESE NON-BELIEVERS.
KILL THEM WHILE THEY’RE PRAYING IN CHURCH. KILL YOUNG AND OLD
ALIKE, AND EVEN THOSE TOO FEEBLE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES.
“But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his
prophets, until the wrath of the Lord arose against his people, till there was no
remedy. Therefore he brought upon them the king of the Chaldees, who slew their
young men with the sword in the house of their sanctuary, and had no compassion
upon young man or maiden, old man, or him that stooped for age: he gave them all
into his hand” (2 Chronicles 36:16-17).
3.DON’T JUST KILL THE HEATHENS. STEAL THEIR PROPERTY AND GIVE IT
TO THE SOUTHERN BAPTIST CONVENTION.
“And they burnt the city with fire, and all that was therein: only the silver, and the
gold,
and the vessels of brass and of iron, they put into the treasury of the house of the
Lord”(Joshua 6:24).
2.DON’T WASTE MONEY ON P.O.W. CAMPS. THROW YOUR CAPTIVES OFF A
CLIFF.
“And Amaziah said to the man of God, But what shall we do for the hundred talents
which I have given to the army of Israel? And the man of God answered, The Lord is
able to give thee much more than this. . . . And Amaziah strengthened himself . . .
and smote the children of Seir ten thousand. And other ten thousand left alive did the
children of Judah carry away captive, and brought them unto the top of the rock, and
cast them down from the top of the rock, that they all were broken in pieces” (2
Chronicles 25:9-12).
1.JUST REMEMBER THIS SIMPLE RULE: KILL EVERYTHING THAT BREATHES
AND DESTROY EVERYTHING IN SIGHT.
“But of the cities of these people, which the Lord thy God doth give thee for an
inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth” (Deuteronomy 20:16).
“Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city [of nonbelievers] with the edge
of
the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof,
with the
edge of the sword” (1 Samuel 13:15).
“And that day Joshua took Makkedah, and smote it with the edge of the sword, and
the king thereof he utterly destroyed, them, and all the souls that were therein; he
let
none remain: and he did to the king of Makkedah as he did unto the king of Jerico.
Then Joshua passed from Makkedah, and all Israel with him, unto Libnah, and
fought against Libnah: And the Lord delivered it also, and the king thereof, into the
hand of Israel: and he smote it with the edge of the sword, and all the souls that were
therein; he let none remain in it” (Joshua 10:29-30).
Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not;
but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass” (1
Samuel 15:3).
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