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}}}>Begin A Real American Terrorism Threat Warning >From Real Americans Inside the FBI Published 04. 26. 02 at 0:54 Sierra Time We figured it was time that someone in the government was honest with you. After the last warning that terrorists may attack shopping centers and supermarkets, a few of us decided that enough of you were accusing us of ‘boy that cried wolf’ syndrome, and before you quit listening to us altogether, someone had better come clean. And since some of us FBI agents are Real Americans too, we’re probably the best qualified to explain this ‘war on terrorism’ in real terms. First about those threat warnings. It’s that top Al-Qaida guy (Abu Zubaydah) we got our hands on. With everything going across the wires, some of you may have forgotten what happen when he was apprehended. To put it nicely, he lost part of his manhood. And since we’re not big on field surgery, we made a deal with him. When we get answers, he gets pain killers. So you can imagine this guy will say anything that to make Tom Ridge’s job meaningful – even for a day. It’s also job security for us. Let’s face it: When did the protocol change that we actually tell you where we’re getting such information? In most cases, either everyone would know this guy is lying, or we’re lying to the public about what we’re doing and the information we’re getting. Give out sources? Get real. Sorry, your Congressional representatives gave us a lot more power than we had on September 10, but there was nothing in the bill about us telling the truth. And since September 11, everyone’s anxiety level has been pegged to the max – almost to the point where you get comfortable in your paranoia. That’s where we come in. It is our constitutional duty to knock you out of that comfort zone as much as possible with every hair-brained threat we can think of, and have you urinating down your leg until you beg and plead for us to take care of you. At least that’s what we were told. Your job is to pay taxes and listen to us. Don’t bother asking why untold billions being spent for homeland security has only produced a color-coded alert system. We’ve been wondering the same thing ourselves. Sure, while those guys over at the Pentagon and the White House keep hi-five-ing each other over dropping bombs on starving Afghans and how we’re winning the war, you get to live with more fear than former Taliban officers. We’ll tell you at least once a week why you should be afraid to walk out your door, when the fact is we don’t have a clue of what’s really out there. But it keeps you off our butts. Here’s the best way we explain the terrorism threat to Americans out there: YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN That’s right – these terrorists can strike anywhere and anytime. Supermarkets, shopping malls, movie theaters, sporting events, churches, schools, you name it. C’mon – this is America, a ‘target rich’ environment, and we've damn near surrendered our southern border to Mexico. Of course, you can also die in a car accident, choke on a chicken bone, or drown in your own bathtub. You get the drift. Our crimes stats tell us that virtually every human being that’s born eventually dies. When your number is called, your ticket is gonna get punched, and that’s all there is to it. Yeah, you’re gonna hear us pedal story after story about how high-tech these terrorists are, when all they used last time were box cutters. Next time, it might be something as simple as attacking the power grid with bolt cutters, or starting brush fires with cigarettes. Yes, we Real Americans at the FBI already figured these stupid threats were doing nothing than giving any real bad guys fresh ideas. We’re just doing our job. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN What in the heck made you start trusting us after September 11, anyway? Not one terrorist warning we gave you so far has panned out, and whenever something DID happen, do you remember getting a prior warning from us? Of course not! Hey, it’s not our job to have a clue what’s going on out here. It’s our job to make you think we do. Fact is, the last 7 hostile action attempts against aircraft since 911 (and 3 buses) were all stopped by folks like you. You’re depending on us? Look, we've got a total of about 50,000 civilians in arms, and about 300,000 Middle-East folks roaming around the countryside that we can’t find. In fact, we could use a little help. This is your government, you know. While all this is going on, we heard a rumor that Ashcroft & company are considering draining more manpower off here by starting an FBI Pedophile Priest Hotline. Oh, don’t you feel safer? YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN Like we don’t have enough on our plates already. Some of you folks are fussing over that “Patriot Act”. How would you like to sit in here and listen to all these phone calls and read all of your stupid e-mail? What has happened to make you think our number one job isn’t covering our own asses out there? How would you like to have the job of arresting one of these guys, not knowing which one may be littered with anthrax or small pox? It was bad enough when we just had to worry about identifying ourselves in public because of all the Americans who don’t like us. Now we've got these guys who not only have no fear of the death penalty, they will enforce it on themselves and take us with them. Look, remember that Hansen guy who got popped for being a double agent? Get this: This guy was doing background checks on other folks here. We may have our own bunch of sleeper cells roaming through our halls. In short – we got our own problems. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN Hey, we can carry guns on planes – you can’t. In fact, we can take our own planes. You on the other hand are at the mercy of the next batch of Jihad freaks who are probably getting Martial Arts training for the next assignment (since our new workmates are ensuring disarmed passengers and crew). Just because some of these commercial pilots used to fly around with 2000 lb. gravity bombs under their wings over America, what makes you think our bosses or us would allow them to carry a BB gun on that plane? You want airline security? Here’s what you do: When the bad guys grab the next plane in mid-flight, either grow a pair of elephant gonads, get out of your seat and send the bad boys to Allah, or sit there, dial 9-1-1, and patiently wait to give some skyscraper a high-speed enema. The guy we got in charge of commercial airline security is former BATF henchman John McGaw. This guy couldn't even find Eric Rudolph. He ran the ATF, and we now trust him to find terrorists on aircraft. That should tell you more that anything – YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN Like you, we’re all sitting here hoping W is cooking up a nice set of pork ribs for that Saudi prince who sponsors terrorist telethons, and letting him know what a different world it would be if sheets of glass and debris laid where several Arab metropolitan areas once stood. But we know that isn’t gonna happen, so we've got a whole generation of oxygen thieves who think it’s their divine destiny to meet Allah, with thousands of infidels in tow. The reality is: we don’t have to torture some guy with one testicle to figure this out. We’ve known this for years, but never did anything about it because we were all convinced that you Real Americans are the Real Threats to America – thus we had to keep our focus on you. You are on your own, America. And from the stand point of some of us here in X- Fileland, you’re better off. YOU are probably the only thing keeping us safe right now. You are the eyes and the ears for the world. Listening to us will only frighten you into complacency. Believe us when we say: We need you more than you need us. This war is real, but for some reason – has no exit strategy. Who knows where it will end, but we know this: They think that can win because they believe we run things, and we run you. Are they right, or are they wrong? The answer to that question is up to you. Let’s roll (a line we didn’t make up), Real Americans at the FBI (Live your lives, and get back to normal - whatever that means) © Permission to reprint/republish granted, as long as you include the name of our site, the author, and our URL. www.SierraTimes.com All Sierra Times news reports, and all editorials are © 2002 SierraTimes.com (unless otherwise noted) SierraTimes.com™ A Subsidiary of J.J. 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