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My Fellow Americans,
In times like these, there's no point in beating around the bush.
Due to the fact that certain parties continually and unlawfully
proclaiming themselves to be "the U.S. Administration" are guilty of
numerous felonies*, I, Jonathan P. Chance, provisional President of
the United States, hereby nominate the following citizens to serve
the lawful United States Administration until genuine, manually
counted, fair and open elections** are held in our nation:
Vice President - Woody Harrelson
Secretary of Agriculture - Jeremy Rifkin
Secretary of Commerce - Joseph Stieglitz
Secretary of Defense - Colin Powell
Secretary of Education - Arianna Huffington
Secretary of Energy - Denis Hayes
Secretary of Health and Human Services - Bernard Lietaer
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - Jimmy Carter
Secretary of Labor - William Whyte
Secretary of State - Barbara Lee
Secretary of the Interior - Winona LaDuke
Secretary of the Treasury - Ron Paul
Secretary of Transportation - Paul Wellstone
Secretary of Veterans Affairs - John McCain
Attorney General - Ralph Nader
Chairman of the Federal Communications Commission - Jim Hightower
Chairman of the Federal Election Commission - Ronnie Dugger
Director of the Defense Intelligence Agency - Thomas Wilson
Director of the Drug Enforcement Agency - Brad Pitt
Director of the Environmental Protection Agency - Amory Lovins
Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation - Mike Ruppert
Director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency - Jesse Ventura
Director of the National Security Agency - James Bamford
National Security Advisor - Gary Sick
Press Secretary - Gore Vidal
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms - DISSOLVED
Central Intelligence Agency - DISSOLVED
Federal Reserve Corporation - DISSOLVED
Internal Revenue Service - DISSOLVED
Meanwhile, all participants of the unlawful "U.S. Administration" are
hereby ordered to surrender themselves to the Federal Bureau of
Investigation or the United States Army.
Jonathan P. Chance
President of the United States
May 11, 2002
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://egroups.com/group/jpchance
http://www.constitution.org
* The parties who continually and unlawfully proclaim themselves to
be "the U.S. Administration", besides violating the most essential
Articles and Amendments of the Constitution, also violate the
following Codes, and thereby do not lawfully represent the citizens
of the United States.
Title 18, Chapter 11, Section 201 (Bribery of public officials.)
Title 18, Chapter 11, Section 241 (Conspiracy against rights.)
Title 18, Chapter 13, Section 242 (Deprivation of rights under color
of law.)
Title 18, Chapter 19, Section 373 (Solicitation to commit a crime of
violence.)
Title 18, Chapter 50A, Section 1091 (Genocide.)
Title 18, Chapter 93, Section 1924 (Unauthorized removal and
retention of classified documents or material.)
Title 18, Chapter 95, Section 1956 (Laundering of monetary
instruments.)
Title 18, Chapter 95, Section 1957 (Engaging in monetary transactions
in property derived from specified unlawful activity.)
Title 18, Chapter 113B (Terrorism.)
Title 18, Chapter 115, Section 2381 (Treason.)
Title 18, Chapter 115, Section 2384 (Seditious conspiracy.)
Title 18, Chapter 115, Section 2385 (Advocating overthrow of
government.)
** Violations of fair election procedures are evidenced in the
following documents:
http://notablesoftware.com/Press/Dugger1.html
http://www.fec.gov/pages/vendorslist.htm
http://gregpalast.com/detail.cfm?artid=84&row=1
http://conspire.com/vote-fraud.html
http://notablesoftware.com/evote.html
http://opensecrets.org
http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/18/201.html
http://egroups.com/group/jpchance/links/Elections_000993420693
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